So... you've volunteered (or been tricked) into setting a trail? Congratulations — you're a Hare now. It's an ancient and noble role that combines creativity, navigation, sadism, and the ability to blame someone else if things go wrong.
Your Sacred Duties as a Hare:
- Choose a location: Find a spot with good terrain — forest, trail, beach, or even city chaos. Bonus points for no cell coverage.
- Lay the trail: Use flour — just make it visible and hashy. Avoid arrows that look like parking instructions.
- Include some confusion: False trails, loops, back-checks, and dead ends are encouraged. Just don't lose the entire pack (unless it's funny).
- Scout in advance: Do a dry run. Check for unexpected construction sites, wild dogs, or wedding parties.
- Start & On-In: Clearly mark the start and end point. Beer should be closer to the end than the beginning (usually).
- Be there early: On the day, arrive early to mark signs, place beer, and act like everything is under control.
- Own the Circle: After the run, you’ll be called into the circle. Expect thanks, abuse, and at least one down-down.
Pro Tips:
- Bring extra flour — more is better than not enough.
- Mark turn-offs clearly, especially near roads or cliffs. We like chaos, not lawsuits.
- If it rains, your trail might disappear. So will your credibility. Plan accordingly.
- Never say “It’s an easy trail.” Someone will break something.