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Hash Trash - RH3 40th Anniversary Larache - May 2nd and 3rd 2026 It had to happen at least once: a birthday... and this was no ordinary one. It was the 40th Anniversary of the Rabat Hash House Harriers: 40 years of beer, runs, and fun. And the weekend certainly lived up to the reputation. It all began on Friday afternoon when the GM and two of the hares tried to arrive early so they could figure out how to set the trail. Meanwhile, Cumming was busy organizing the rooms so nobody would end up sleeping in unexpected places - well done! Hashers slowly started arriving, were directed to their rooms, and immediately began searching for beer. But Hash Cash had different ideas... keeping the beverages safely hidden for later. Around 7 PM, the beer was finally cold enough to be served, and that marked the official start of the "before." Dinner was almost a formality, although the carefully planned seating arrangement by Cumming ended up completely mixed up. Still, everyone had something to eat and nobody complained. The night carried on with dancing, singing, and plenty of noise, finally fading away in the early hours of Saturday morning. Saturday breakfast was scheduled for 9 AM, but the restaurant team was running late. A crowd of hungry early birds stood waiting impatiently for coffee and bissara. Around 10:30, the buffet finally appeared... and disappeared just as quickly. Brown Sugar then started distributing the beautiful anniversary T-shirts specially made for the occasion. The light lunch was served around 12:30 while everybody started worrying because the hares were late - and when the hares are late, it usually means the trail is going to be long. The GM called the circle and the hares attempted to explain the trail, but nobody could hear a thing because of the noise Dry Tap was making. Anyway, we understood the important part: there would be a walkers' trail, a runners' trail... and a few surprises. "On On!" was called, and off we went straight uphill. After barely 100 meters came the first surprise: a drinking stop with shots of vodka. Before drinking, we all had to count down from 40 to 30. A great way to start! The trail continued climbing through farmland with beautiful views until walkers and runners met again for another drinking stop: shots of gin. Countdown from 29 to 20... then gloo gloo gloo. Up hill, down hill, false trails, wrong ways... and eventually everybody gathered once more, expecting another shot. But no - instead, all we got was singing and dancing to Father Abraham. Exhausted maybe, but apparently still capable of dancing. Who was talking about shots? Stop! Stop! Stop! Another drinking stop appeared: shots of brandy, countdown from 19 to 10... and down they went. From there, the runners headed right, the FRBs made a long loop joined by three harriettes (Dora, Fertilizer and Cumming) and an unusual FRB - Bicycless... with steep descents and donkeys for Dry Tap while the walkers turned left toward the beach, where Frankenstein Jr. was waiting for us with coolers full of beeeeer. Some brave hashers even dived into the sea to cool down, despite knowing we still had one final countdown waiting for us. And yes, we counted all the way down to zero before enjoying the last drinking stop: Nut Schnapps shots, down down... and back to the camp. Before getting right into what happened during the circle, let's first talk about the dress code for the run. We were supposed to dress like it was the 1980s, and in my opinion the one who made the biggest effort to truly bring back the 80s spirit was Prince. Prince got dressed very early and even started exercising and stretching before the run. I don't know what they put in the bissara that morning, but whatever it was, it clearly worked wonders. He showed up wearing the perfect type of flashy shorts, with colors looking exactly like Chupa Chups lollipops. Well done, Prince! The GM then called the circle and asked Hotrocks to run it since he was one of the hares. The hares - Meatballs, Compost, Bodyguard, and Caligula - received ratings ranging from "excellent" to "the best ever." But honestly, what else could you expect when four veteran hares combine their forces? After that, the GM moved on to an arithmetic quiz about the history of RH3: how many beers had been drunk over forty years, how many kilometers had been run, and many other impressive statistics. We quickly discovered that huge quantities of everything above had been consumed... and very well consumed indeed. The GM then called Compost as the hasher who had run the most trails, followed closely by Caligula. After that, he invited the longest-serving hashers into the circle: Prince, hashing since he was a young boy, and Frankenstein Jr. The organizing team also had to be properly thanked, so the GM called in Cumming, Sex and the City, Brown Sugar, Compost Clean Pants, T Bread, Caligula, and of course himself. A loud "On On!" followed, along with some very well-deserved down-downs. The floor was then opened for charges. Many of them were probably not worth remembering... but a few definitely caught my attention. Frankenstein Jr. was brought into the circle for doing the beer stop, and for that he was forced to drink from Poop Panic's umbrella. What he didn't know, however, was the true secondary purpose of that umbrella whenever Poop Panic finds himself in an urgent situation... where the paper roll is absolutely no help at all. Not long ago we had to name someone "Homobacterius," a completely new species that RH3 somehow has a special talent for attracting. And today, another specimen appeared in the circle. A male mermaid dressed in a surfing outfit down to his belt, proudly displaying a very hairy upper body that looked more like a yeti than a surfer. Of course, this was none other than Big and Soft, and Bodyguard did not miss the opportunity to drag him straight into the circle for that fashion crime. Another charge that stood out involved a complicated story about one skin, two skins, three skins, eventually ending with four skins, followed by another tale about cutting half of it off before even knowing how long it would grow. At that point it sounded less like a hash circle and more like either a rabbinical meeting or a reunion of Moroccan hajams. Meatballs, Matador and just Christopher were rewarded for never having had to experience the sharpness of the scissors. The circle was finally closed with a proper Swing Low. The circle closed, everyone went to shower and travel back through time to get dressed 80s style. The party place was gently decorated by Brown Sugar, and people started showing up supposedly dressed for the occasion. Some did, others almost did, and quite a few only thought they did. During dinner (this time the seating was well organised), Frankenstein Jr tried to select the best-dressed hasher, but he got completely mixed up. Until now, nobody really knows who won - maybe by the 80th anniversary we may finally reach the answer. Once the music started, the dancing quickly followed. Incredible talent in pole dancing appeared, and I am naming "Sex and the City" and JWB as outstanding performers. The old story of hashers wanting to hug the early hours of Sunday repeated itself once again. Well done. Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest... but not for hashers. After the usual breakfast, everybody was ready - well, almost everybody - because the hug of the early hours sometimes leaves painful memories. Nevertheless, the circle was called, and the hares, T. Bread and Dry Tap, had to explain what they didn't do: setting a trail. Anyway, there was a walkers' direction by the beach and a runners' one up the hill. Back to the circle, the hares were rewarded for doing what they didn't do with a mimosa drink poured in a very unconventional way by our Hash Splash of the day, JWB. "No, no, no, no... bad, bad, bad!" A few more down-downs were poured before the GM once again thanked all the participants for their great hash spirit and finally closed the circle with the usual Swing Low. And so ended another RH3 weekend: tired legs, sore heads, sandy shoes, but smiles everywhere. The kind of memories that remind us why hashers never really need a day of rest. ON ON

Love in the air, Caligula and Bodyguard. Only Gispert knows what truly happened between them while setting the trail. The Bodyguard took the top position, leading the runners, while Caligula stayed behind with the pack. But in the end, the positions didn’t matter what mattered is that two baby Hashers were born in the same hash: Captain Crook and Wednesday. And Wednesday, of course, is an “Mmmmm” day. Hot Rocks spent the night after the hash in the barn, surrounded by goats and sheep—all male—as punishment for not recognizing his own wife's clothes. And Hot Rocks, as attractive and hot as he is... well, I’ll let you imagine what happened. On On, Brown Sugar! The weirdest part of all? Tickly Strand, Red Square, and Horse Hugger actually showed up on time and did the hash properly. Honestly, I just hope they’re okay... and not coming down with something. MP Free’s lovely legs took a hit and so did Compost’s. But let’s be honest, Compost’s legs aren’t nearly as sexy as MP’s. On On !

Austrian-Moroccan Sausage Orgy : Time to launch another hash trash on these miscreants, where do we begin, where do we end? From the front or sneak in from the back? You pick the angle that tickles your balls, yes delicious Meatballs. Well, first to start with there was the hash announcement, followed by a poll to see who's coming and who isn't (Fridge out of this). Obviously, wankers confirmed they don't or can't CUM. And by By CUMMING to the last hash, you could have avoided the public embarrassment. On On Cumming As for those who confirmed they came I'll help you with this hash trash to imagine exactly how they cUme, so let's start the party from the biginning : As usual, absolutely nothing interesting about him. Dry Tap came first… a whole hour and a half early. Honestly, never seen such premature cumming in hash history. Olympic level. I interviewed him (unfortunately), and he proudly stated he came specifically to eat the GM's "Austrian delicious sausage.". Apparently, he liked it so much and that was the peak of his hash experience. Nothing else interested him not the trail, not the people, not the running (obviously). And to be honest, folks… I'm genuinely concerned. His level of retardénesse has reached alarming levels. At this point, I seriously suggest we take him to see a psychologist (Oh Yeah's FINGER) or at least a vet. And then… the ballet started : The hashers started cumming colorful, belly-full, back-full, meaningless full, a parade of bodies of all shapes, none particularly flattering… and odd heads with no brains. They look bizzare, but fully TRUE. Before the circle even started, something truly unexpected happened. As Frankenstein Junior arrived in all their awkward glory, the GM, in a swift and questionable move, reached out and planted his hands directly on Frankenstein's boobs. The GM became the first hasher in history to make physical contact with Frankenstein Junior. According to AI interpretation (which we trust about as much as the GM's impulse control) the GM was thirstier than Miss Thirsty herself but Frankenstein Junior had just enough in the tank to quench Miss Thirsty first. Then the circle finally started... bla bla bla, the usual nonsense. There was a running trail and, of course, the infamous wankers' trail. And as expected, the wankers far outnumbered the runners no surprises there. But among them all, one stood out the biggest wanker of the day none other than the hare himself, Just Uli. Naturally, the GM's is the source of this wanking extraordinary ability. Let us remind you: we were running through a chic neighborhood in Casablanca, elegant villas, well-manicured gardens, the kind of place where people jog in coordinated outfits and pretend they enjoy it but the Hash, as you know, hash is an inclusive group accepting, for humanitarian reasons (and possibly bad judgment), even the most questionably weird hashers. Which explains how Hot Rocks made it in. While the rest of us tried to blend into this upscale scenery, Hot Rocks was charging through the streets like he was chasing goats in the countryside, arms flailing, short questionable, and eyes locked on some invisible herd.He brought rural chaos to urban peace… and honestly, the neighborhood may never recover. A bonus And just in case you needed one final piece of evidence to confirm all of this madness…Brown Sugar yes, Hot Rocks' better (or at least more hygienic) half took it upon herself to use the GM's yard as her personal toilet. Why? Because, according AI, she had never heard of actual toilets before. Modern plumbing? Flushing? Ceramic bowls? All completely foreign. She apparently thought she was back in Ain Ribaa, out in nature, squatting freely under the stars. Honestly, can we blame her? Even AI feels sorry genuinely, deeply sorry for the beautiful little harriette Quick Hands, who, through no fault of her own, was not blessed, with this particular pair of parents. On On Thunder Bolt During the run, Penissus-in-the-Neckissus felt another Penissus in his Backessus, so he switched straight to the Wankers' trail According to AI analysis the later spent the night at the GM-E under construction, where, mysteriously, the Penissus relocated… from up… to down. On On under constraction good job. Finally, Frankenstein Junior entered the circle wearing a bulletproof vest an attempt to protect his freshly blessed boobs from any more unsolicited handprints. But unfortunately, the vest couldn't quite cover his proudly displayed belly muscle well-trained, not in the gym, but through rigorous, repeated sessions of hash beer lifting. And finally, as tradition demands, the hashers gathered and sang a heartfelt Swing Low off-key, off-beat, and absolutely on brand. Then came the moment no one asked for but everyone secretly expected, the start of the Austrian-Moroccan Sausage Orgy. No hasher or harriette was spared everyone tasted everyone else's sausage. It was a generous, unapologetic exchange of flavors, styles, and questionable hygiene. A multicultural, meat-filled celebration of unity, chaos, and post-run hunger. ON ON!

T-Bread's Hashers Holes Ballad A poem to the hare ""He's the one and only, The best of the best to fill and clean holes, From the world of enamel, on Saturday's morn, To the multiple wide openings of hashers, afternoon. By morning, it's smooth, clean, and neat, He's filling cavities, making things complete. But by afternoon, when the flour starts to fly, You're getting filled in ways that make you sigh. This ain't a dentist's office, no, not a bit, It's a real naughty hash, attended by the bravest hashers "" Actually, the first hole to be filled wasn't even on trail. It was Dry Tap's. Why? Because, true to form, irresponsible, unreliable, he bailed on his duty as hare. He pulled out last minute (not the first time), And begged T-Bread to step in and fill the gaping hole he left behind. And as far as we know? Dry Tap is the second biggest hole of this Saturday's Hash. Yes — biggest. Not in size… just uselessness. Honestly? You'd be doing the Hash a favor and just throwing him out. But then again… who would we blame next time? But the bravest hare of all time took things firmly in hand. Yes — T-Bread stepped up and decided to set the naughtiest hash trail this kennel's ever seen. Naturally, the theme was holes. So it was only fitting that the deepest hash holes came out with pride, ready to show off what they've got. Let's start with the obvious : Caligula and Hot Rocks. Brown Sugar, please don't take it personally. Hash trash is a serious business. I must say the truth nothing but the truth. I sworn From the Harriettes' Side… On the Harriettes' front, it's impossible to skip Iron Maiden. Without a doubt, she deserves a top spot in this blessed category of Hash Greatest Holes. She showed visible disappointment at not seeing Dry Tap's legendary boobs — an event so rare it might as well be marked on a solar calendar. But once again, T-Bread filled the void. Not one to let a hole go unattended, T-Bread ripped off his shirt and ran topless — heroic, unfiltered, and slightly oiled with sweat and trail glory. Word on trail is that seeing T-Bread's boobs made Iron Maiden feel filled from every possible direction. Can't be more explicite So congratulations, Iron Maiden. After years of searching, you finally found what you were looking for in the Hash. BUUT Balance Must Be Maintained… Gispert Watches But of course, there was equilibrium in this Hash, because what goes in... must come out. What gets filled... must also get drilled. Yes, dear Hashers — Gisper was watching. For every veteran hole proudly on display, Paricularly Caligula's, Hot Rock's and absent Compost, there were fresh new holes. Thhe sacred rite of three devirginizations was witnessed: "¢ Just Racha "¢ Just Uli "¢ Just Dan "¢ Three brand-new, wide-eyed trail virgins now officially opened, welcomed, and marked by the Hash Drill. Three fresh holes to be filled in the future. Ah and let me not forget the fourth devirginization of this memorable hash: Red Square. Now, some might say he's been around the block. Others might say he never left… just hid behind the cars. But Red Square? Oh no he's mastered the art of re-entry. Every time he disappears for a while, It's just so he can return as a "virgin" and feel that sweet, sweet drill-and-fill combo all over again. In hashing terms, we have a special name for creatures like him: Drill-Fill Lovers. They want that first taste… again and again. So congrats, Red Square not your first time, not your last, but definitely one of your buchiest accompanied with the fully-filled moustache of Ghengis Khan, an iconic hole. And finally… a word of sympathy. To our poor GM's son, Just Uli who, after bravely joining his first Hash, not only lost his trail virginity...but also discovered a painful truth: That his beloved father, Meatballs, is officially known as the biggest hole in the entire RH3. Tough way to learn it, kid. But welcome to the Hash. On On.

Where do I even begin to describe the miracle that was this hash? Somehow, against all odds (and against all logic), brave hashers narrowly escaped the grand scheme of the Old Mismanagement. This explosive plot targeted none other than our holy and sacred GM (who probably deserved it) at his first hash in that role. The mastermind? Fridge. Or possibly the hares. Honestly, their welcoming vibe was so suspiciously warm it felt like being hugged by a cult leader in a bathrobe. Then there was Frankenstein Jr., dressed like a fever dream, emotionally high, proud of his "Heineken muscle" around the belly area, and definitely high on something herbal. Word on the trail is he's been chain-smoking thyme for years. He nearly burst into tears delivering a heartfelt (and vaguely necromantic) tribute to the legendary Boris, who may or may not exist in a different dimension now. Or perhaps it was the dramatic reunion of the Poop Family? Yes, that family. From the dark days of the infamous Poop Panic, through the tranquil enlightenment of No Panic, and finally reaching the sacred enlightenment of Poop Cleaner – truly a heroic journey through trauma, unity, and poopy gastrointestinal resilience. But the hashers were brave and not as easily scared as Frankenstein Junior had hoped. They stormed into the gathering site, led by the new GM who, judging by the photos, might have actually been the most terrified of them all. Still, everything was eventually settled, thanks to Miss Thirsty, who quenched the hashers' fears and thirst with some refreshing watermelon. The run kicked off, led by Sex and the City and Miss Thirsty. Along the way, some very strange signs were spotted, completely nonsensical to most hashers. There were places with five blobs crammed into one meter, and then stretches of more than two kilometers with absolutely nothing. Apparently, a new hash code had been invented on the spot, but even the hares didn't seem to remember what their own signs meant! Thankfully, the hashers did what they do best—they followed the sweet smell of beer, which led them straight to the beer stop at Riad Club. Heading back to the host's place, the circle began after some well-deserved cooling beers, and then the show truly started. The GM took charge of his very first circle. According to Wirelessless, Iron Maiden, Prince, and Caligula, the GM was quite nervous he might join the Poop Family for a live show and demonstration in the circle. Believe me, GM, you don't have the privilege No Panic has; you would have wiped and cleaned it yourself. Then the GM called MP Free into the circle for the unforgivable crime of bringing new shoes to the hash. Judging by the pictures and the expressions of the nearby hashers, you could almost smell the cheesy aroma rising from those shoes after the trail. With a beer poured into one of them, MP Free had to drink it down… and you could practically remember and enjoy the flavor instantly now. Next up were the returnees: Cumming and Just Zineb who, by the way, has now been officially named Poop Cleaner (a title earned, not given!) considering No Panic's live performances. They were dragged into the circle for committing a serious offense: leaving the hash. A very serious business indeed! And worse, being absent for non-important matters. As punishment, they received the usual treatment: public shame, a proper down-down, and a warm welcome back to the madness. Next came the topic of the hash gear. Hot Rocks, who seems to think GME, or some powerful member of the new MisManagement, decided he had the authority to not wear the hash gear at all. A bold move, as if he were above the hash law! Oh yes, how could we forget the Song Master and the so-called Hash Choir? The very first to completely forget the hash songs! It was an absolute mess. Words were mumbled, tunes were lost, and for a moment, you'd think you had accidentally joined a karaoke night at a retirement home. Shame! Fridge—next time, we blow it together. Don't give up. We'll mess it up as a team. These miscreants, the worst ever New MM, the GM… They deserve it! Best Regards, No Panic, ON-ON!

Where do I even begin? Words can hardly capture how beautiful your souls are. Sure, you're miscreants—but not that ugly. Let's start with the part I missed: the circle. From what I heard, the hashers waited for Dry Tap for over an hour. An hour. How could you waste that much time on such an… underwhelming hasher? Then, blah blah blah. I can already imagine the hares—Brown Sugar, Hot Rocks, Thunderball, and our newly elected President, Meatballs—trying to be clever, setting the trail with confusing, nonsensical signs. They thought they were smart. Spoiler: they weren't. End of story. Eventually, the run started late. Dry Tap finally showed up and, as punishment, was sentenced to carry the legendary heavy ball full of rocks during the run. Deserved. But it still wasn't enough. Hashing is serious business, Dry Tap. Next time, show up on time—or don't show up at all. Let me also remind you that the temperature was a blistering 45°C. In that heat, Compost, T-Bread, President Meatballs, and Hot Rocks looked absolutely stunning—wet and glistening from behind. As for the GM, I tried to gaze upon him with the same admiration, but sadly, there was nothing worth seeing. After what felt like running straight through hell, we stumbled upon salvation: the one and only Frankenstein Junior, standing proud and noble, armed with ice-cold, free-flowing beer. A true hero. Sure, the runners eventually caught up with the walkers, but let's be honest—nothing could top that first sip of fresh beer. Back at the host's place, many hashers jumped straight into the pool—beer in hand, naturally—to cool off and soak in the moment. As far as I know, even the heaven we've been promised doesn't offer that kind of combo. And yet, there we were. The hashers—those noble truth-beholders—could only describe the place and the atmosphere with one word: heavenly. Huge thanks to our gracious host, Hot Rocks, and their wonderful family for making it all possible. Then the circle party began, led—impromptu and effortlessly—by Caligula and Bodyguard, who, as usual, nailed it. He was followed by the GM, Boris, who basically repeated what Caligula and Bodyguard had said, sprinkled with a very few thank-yous to the old Mismanagement team... blah blah blah (Two hours of thanking, what a waste of time). Still, the gratitude was real from all the hashers. So once again, big thanks to Boris, T-Bread, Sex & the City, Meatballs, MP Free, Brown Sugar, Clean Pants, and Bodyguard. Meanwhile, the group welcomed a brand-new Harriette—just Fatima Zaahra—who heroically completed the sacred Hash pilgrimage, ascended to the rank of Vanilla Ice, and nobly chose the holy path of the Fridge, forever pledging to wave the RH3 flag like a confused tour guide on a sugar high. Also, fresh virgins bravely showed up for the hash torturers—but fear not, they displayed promising signs of future devirginization. We now know them as Just Abdess and Just Mounir, soon-to-be legends... or at least mildly traumatized regulars And just in case you were too distracted—or too drunk on free, fresh beer—that was the changeover. Overcome by emotion while handing over power to Meatballs, Boris... let out a heartfelt fart. According to JWB, it was smelly. Very smelly. Well done, GM. You truly left your mark. The changeover ceremony itself, masterfully led by Bodyguard, Caligula, and Hot Rocks, was quick and efficient—only 15 minutes. A miracle, considering Boris had already spoken for over three hours. Everyone was happy, hopeful, and looking forward to a bright future for the most prestigious group in the world. What came next? The party, of course. But you were there. I'll let you enjoy your own instant memories of those true, pure, and beautiful moments this group creates for every hasher. Long live RH3. 🐾

Before the Run : Our story began at Bodyguard's Chapiteau with a twist of almost punctual arrivals! The day promised a pleasant run, with fresh and covered skies. The hares announced it was a special "run with option," leaving everyone scratching their heads. Also, it was said that even if you don't see flour, it doesn't mean there aren't any; just keep checking and stay together. Everybody was wondering, what does that mean?! The Run : As we kicked off, Compost took the lead, showing the lazy runners how it's done. After circling around some dirt roads and roundabouts, we hit the main road. Things got interesting after the first kilometer as we eagerly searched for any sign to turn or a roundabout, but we were seeing only a few arrows. Finally, after much anticipation, we found one! But our excitement was short-lived; the hare directed us straight ahead for another 2 km, testing our discipline. A passing car delivered a message from our far-behind hare, and we embarked back on yet another kilometer of straight road to regain the lazy hashers left behind. Finally, we diverged into a small dirt road, a pleasant break before reaching another main road that led us toward the famous "Kamel Trophy" site. Entering a forest, the real chaos began. Some clever front runners headed right towards a small house, hoping to find a sign or the promised beer stop. Meanwhile, the wiser hashers, guided by the hare, took the left path, crossing a historical bridge towards the beach, where finally after 13 km they were granted with a very, very cool beer. The truly clever hashers, after enjoying a refreshing seaside beer stop, were driven back to the circle. At this time, the "run with option" had different interpretations. For the lost on trail, it meant an 18 km ordeal, arriving back first but exhausted and lost. For the rest of us, it was that the slightly less "half-minded athletes" took the scenic route and the car ride back. The Circle: The run, full of surprises, included straight lines for the determined, a small historic house, the ancient bridge, and, of course, the seaside beer stop. Compost, Longhorny, T-Bread, and Boris led the pack, with Professor Pepperoni proving he could still run after a long hiatus. Boris looked like a man freed from jail, zooming past everyone and driving the hare crazy. Back at the circle, we had: · Frankenstein Junior for his hashy birthday. · Compost, T-Bread, and Longhorny for their front-running prowess. · T-Bread and Boris for almost dying and getting lost on the trail. · A tearful farewell to Saved by Molson, leaving the Rabat Hash House Harriers for new adventures. · An on-down to T-Bread for smuggling Tunisian beer. · Big Dog, Saved by Molson, and Longhorny returned after a long absence.  · Pepe showed off his forgotten running skills. · Saved by Molson, Sex and the City, Just Mary, Poupoule, Dam Dam, Drunk Fish, and Wirelessless were accused for the Kenitra bar crawl. · Frankenstein Junior accused Bodyguard and Longhorny for changing shoes before the circle. · Jazzy Whisky Babe, Big and Soft, and Just Mary were charged for their very low profile.  Run Rating: "Crazy good long, tour of the Central Park of Morocco, 105 dh of fuel, very poorly set, nice spot, good hope, old site crawl, missed half marathon, good, grass is green, and cheers are comfortable." After the Circle: After the circle, we had, as announced, a huge barbecue and a long night full of music and drinks, all thanks to Bodyguard for hosting this half-minded crowd, not being afraid of all the surprises that could come from these miscreant hashers. As today was a special day, we consumed more than 40 liters of beer this Saturday. Cheers to another unforgettable hash adventure, and thank you to the hares, Caligula and Bodyguard, for organizing such a memorable run! A special thanks goes to Bodyguard for opening the doors of his house! As usual, we finished the circle with a swing low and a group picture, but this time, especially as it was long (and who doesn't like it long????), we reached the dark.

So we had a great and historical hash this time, A hand over of the missmanagement, the hash took place at the house of the new GM HOT AIR and a lot of hashers were there First of all we want to say THANK YOU to the old missmanagement team for the great job they did the last years!!!! Chef De Cuisine, CALIGULA, BODYGUARD, HOTROCKS Thanks for the time and energy that you spend for this great club, thanks a lot again, Choukrane, danke, gracias, merci etc .... Oooops i didn't mention all the old missmanagement ??? because they are still in the new missamanagement team, so continue to do a hard wok!!!!! Wet & Wild, MPFree, Clean Pants adding some more Valiant hashers... Sex & The City, Bob The Builder and your Scribe, TADPOLE!! Concernant le run, nous avons pu decouvrir les abords du railway jusqu au fleuve du Bouregreg, pas trop de moustiques et de puces cette fois ci et le hashcircle a eut lieu dans la maison de Hot Air et de la first Lady Almond Three Huger. What happend during the hash circle ??? We had 2 newbees Xavier and Iliass Some beers for the Hares Matador, Vagina Monologue and Hot Air A lot of of beers for the old missmanagement team and than the famous Handover Les deux GM dans le cercle, Caligula a ete apserge de farine de biere, d'oeufs ( bonjour les odeurs )... Les deux GM ont eut droit chacun a un testicule de boeuf autour du cou, un gros Yöªåý1
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Hello Hashers, The run should took place at mimosa, but finaly it didn 't took place there because the police ordered us to leave ... So we went to the Eaux et Forêts and it was a free run and walk for the hashers, at least we didn t have any rain and everybody was happy. Like allways there were a lot of ondowns, but the most important were for Compost because he fall down during the run, and a menber get her new hashname Not Honeymoon Yet ( Sexless 's Wife), and Sexless accused her also for new shoes but instead of getting a ondown, her husband had to drink it for her .... that was fair... she didn t had a Honeymoon yet !!!!! The GM and his Firstlady for the great handover party had they Ondowns too. ON ON ! TADPOLE

RH3 Hash Trash - Run #1483 Venue : Golf3 Hares: Caligula & Co (Co means, Bodyguard, Clean pants and Frankenstein Jr.) Singing in the rain... Co-Starring: Frankenstein Jr. aaaaand R. Sole & Family!!!! This time, I cannot taunt about sunny skies or great weather, BUUUTT, being at the mercy of of Golf 3's Magic, including the rain, was quite rewarding specially for hares. The dirt road access could seem discouraging during a rainy day, though our GM made it, and showed the path to others by compressing the ground: What a devotion! ON ON! The GM had another brilliant idea, making it possible to Frankenstein Jr. to co-hare. The excellent instructions from Caligula and forwarded by his co-pilot Fr Jr were misexecuted thoroughly by Clean Pants and Bodyguard. When almost done flouring under a wonderful green and fresh scent of earth, a pack of cars were populating the site; R. Sole, Internal Science, Hashname*, and Just Angela were the our prestigious visitors this week. Runners and walkers warmed up after the hares explanations and Off we went! Compost & Bodyguard showed the way to the FRBs and Clean pants took wankers through the woods for a nature exploration. While Just Angela was trying a pick a bit of everything in golf3, Sex & the City showed up out of nowhere on track to catch up the FRBs trail. definitely she's doing it in all weather!! 'it' refers to run of course... What else? At the gathering point, Runners ended up with 14km according to T-Bread & Hot-Rocks, the gps keepers! Actually you can't tell if it's the rain or sweat wetting their T-shirts, soon Bob the builder confirmed the distance and this time you can reaaaaly tell by hearing him swearing of so much suffering!! Great job guys!!! Like moths do with light, hashers did with the cooler and Frankenstein Jr, feeling human and proud holding their koozies and endlessly chattering under umbrellas or a trunk door. As per his mission, the GM called Hashers to circle up and so we all did. Hot Rocks opened the circle by rating the run/walk which, you bet, was nothing less than perfect. R. Sole gave a surprised look at the Yellow plastic cups on the Hash Splash table. Soon he knew about the some of new techniques of drinking beer in RH3. So a great Welcome back was reserved to the 4 hashers visiting morocco R. Sole, Internal Science, just Angela and the newly RENAMED by our GM and executed by Bodyguard because of a forgotten hashname (what a shaaaame :-o). Now she will be known as "HashZimer"! Welcome backs included T-bread for having work preferences over his hash family... (yeah we noticed that T-bread!) Drink it down down down! Hares had to drink it down too for over-flouring but to be honest hares knew they can rely on Compost and other FRBs to find their way through the dark woody maze of golf3. On Downs & Charges followed, for good or no reasons, but for Fr. Jr. all were good to fill the silent area with his screams. Nothing but a swing low song can relax our folks hasher when done with smooth and spiritual gestures. The amazing nature and the soft night light invited hashers to spend more time talking and sharing jokes and cheers until plans for the night were clear for each and everyone... decidedly promising! ON ON! Clean Pants GIVE US YOUR FIT AND HEALTHY AND WE SHALL DESTROY THEM! Visite our Web Site for more informations : www.rabath3.com

Hash RUN #1482 Venue NEW SITE: ZAWYET BODYGUARD (Old Playland & ChillOut) Hares: MPFree & BodyGuard A new site is born, the venue was not hard to find, though no one could have a clue where the run will take place. At the gathering time, a good pack of hashers were on time singing WHY ARE WE WAITING, OH WHY...?? Soon we understood what kept our hares busy!!! For once, hashers were really patient and it really worth it! A call from our GM reassured us to start without him, so did Bodyguard and his Co-hare MPFree: Hashers formed and circle and hares promised surprises and discoveries, and plenty of round abouts... While the wankers Led by Laidback followed the walkers trail enthusiastically, Elvis on the other hand endeavored through the woods, hills and valleys leading a pack of runners and keeping track of time and distance. The hares took their job very seriously and kept watching after the whole pack at different awesome places: River crossing on stepping stones or jogging on sandy beach. Hashers were full of joy when a proper beer stop is set at a perfect spot where all can enjoy a beautiful horizon and sunset at Skhirat beach. 7Ks were achieved at that point. Horney Parker was so proud of her run's performance that she felt ready to carry on the other half. Great Job Hares for the fresh drinks, and On On Sex & The City for driving the coolers to that great spot. Bodyguard and Elvis urged the pack to resume the run before it's getting late. CleanPants and Bob the builder tested the trail flouring seeking motives for accusing the hares… it was just unfortunate: The trail was set properly until reaching the cars with 4 more kms to run!!! No doubt, everybody showed a great relief rushing back to the cars and wearing warm clothes. Our dear GM Caligula, arrived right on time! The new site welcomed us all with a perfect starry clear sky. Knowing that Saturday's circumstances everybody circled up around the big cooler for what you know is very important for hashers, and naturally our GM called the hares to the circle to get an objective idea about this run. All graded this run above top score. When some hashers were busy laughing, trying to guess a name for the mausoleum nearby, the GM took advantage of it to baptize this site "Zawyet Bodyguard". Actually the mausoleum was adding a very interesting contribution to the beauty of the site. Great pick for a name! A couple of On Downs followed: S&TC for Setting the beer stop, Horny Parker for being alive after 11K, BodyGuard/MPFree for the magic of this run and so on and so on… as far as your scribe can remember under the Holy liquid effect, Bob The Builder had to leave the circle right before celebrating his 300 runs with RH3, but hashers were pleased to drink on his behalf. Any chance to down down is right! Accused short-cutter and indecent exposers were not forgotten and deserved some WARM beer too!! As per the tradition, a double loud and silent swing-low dance followed and led by CP opened the night to a great feast until very late at night… What a Night! ON-ON! Clean Pants __._,_.___ GIVE US YOUR FIT AND HEALTHY AND WE SHALL DESTROY THEM! Visite our Web Site for more informations : www.rabath3.com

Hash Run #1477 Venue: New Eaux & Forêt Hares: Horny Parker & Tadpole When Horny Parker and Tadpole decide to hare… The venue was a nice pick besides the crowded area where school kids chose to play which made it a bit hard for most of us to join the pack but we did after few phone calls… Thanks HP! While the season is cooling down hashers true and through hasher are determined to get the most out of any opportunity to warm up a little by any means even Bob Job's Cookies can do the job!! Hashers soon circled up and get themselves ready to hear more about the 20 upcoming minutes to live in the New eaux & Forêts Site. Tadpole explained that it was in honor of all walkers that were such neglected by other hares and therefore it was exclusively a walking trail that runners need to follow. Okey, but Bodyguard and Compost couldn't handle to be on a wanker's trail with such a pack of excited runners so they haaaared!! As an honorable FRB, Bodyguard showed the way, and Compost as a Valliant FRB cared for other runners by cheering, yelling On ONs and Roundabouts!! It was quite well done to try all types of soils and bushes (MAAAN, we start to like thatL) until Just Andres was out of radar! But guess what?? In the middle of the wood, we had a quite nice surprise having ELVIS with us and greeting hashers as he's heading to the position where he belongs: FRB!! While seeing Money Penny arriving alone, Compost went to gather the rest of the pack and then we go again… Not all runners could do it straight, the temptation of shortcutting, long cutting and even simulate indecent exposures were good to escape the torture BodyGuard and, now Elvis, planned! But in all this, Compost did not let us down!! ON ON Compost! When Sexless and HighTour started complaining, Bob The Builder seemed more motivated than ever! We knew then the BeerStop was close, and our worried minds relieved! Tadpole and HP ensured a BeerStop that satisfied everyone! Even wankers looked in shape with blushy faces. It took them around 35min to get there!! ON ON! Hares!!! Anyways, The car was there, the beer was there, BobJobs Cookies too and even kids screams!! But more importantly, our dear GM Caligula was there too! You understand why I cannot say all I think about, let's call it, the walking trail. After this refreshing break, BG, Elvis and compost felt in mood to try another live run: shorter this time, not less interesting! I'm talking about run of course! WHAT ELSE? Short days forced us to stop talking and be back to business again. Unfortunately the GM had to make sure everything was alright with us and headed to an important meeting!! Clean pants opened the circle by asking to grade this trail, but there were so many corrupted he couldn't say anything but acknowledging it deserved a great ON DOWN! Tadpole and Horny Parker drunk proudly the amber liquid soothed with a "here to them…" song. Noticing some returnees, CP called those hash miscreants to the circle to tell us lies, songs or jokes. Money Penny did her best, Iron Maidon tried to, but Just Andres messed it up by saying he was busy at work!!!! BULL*****! Screamed the crowd! He caught it up by saying a Joke, that I'm not sure the audience got it! But with some beers everybody laughs. BodyGuard full of energy jumped in the circle to call back Just Andres for not coming often, he also counted it was once a year! That too few to be happy, but it didn't seem to annoy Just Andres, he just had to be welcomed again as a newbie twice! Accusations started: it was weird this time! Sexless accused Compost about bhaving to buy a new washing machine due to last week's New Shoes accusation and unluckily BG retuned back this at him. Sex & The City had some extra information about some traditions in other hashes and invited Sexless again to explain more, and again hopelessly got accused back for not respecting his mother hash traditions…. yeah this happens! Iron Maiden did an excellent hash splash, but her low profile drove Compost to accuse her for that. At the same time, in the circle, BobTheBuilder, HP, Tadpole, High Tower, MPFree, CleanPant, Penisus in the Neckisus and more, all had their orgy drinking punishment While MPFree is trying to chase pictures, we lined up facing the almost full beautiful moon, appearing between scattered clouds filling us with her blue light and we all raised a glass of beer towards the beauty of the sight. Moon Break over, a swing low dance closed that Saturday hash, but not our Saturday night! The appealing open cooler and endless talks and jokes waiting 'til the cold is won!! But hey, not for good!! Sex and City and Penisus In The Neckisus are doing it again this week!! So be there at GOLF 1 2:30 PM! ON ON! Clean Pants

Sat: Nov. 9th 2013 Hash Trash Run 1476 Venue: Frankenstein Ranch Golf Course 3 Hares: Caligula & Compost Hello Dear Hashers, I'm back to tell you RH3 stories and the the last week-ends story was at GOLF3. As usual this site is a Hashers magnet and the Lucky pack who were there deserved a great time and more importantly a great run and Walk done by the masters (our GM Caligula and the great Compost) Nothing was missing: Beer, Ice etc, timing was also respected (weird coming from hasher but hey we're talking about experts) "HASH CIRCLE-CIRCLE UP!" Yelled GM & Compost at busy talkative folks enjoying meetings another wonderful Saturday. GMe HotRock called hares in the circle to explain their trail and how everything is set: to summarize Bob The Builder will care for the BS Compost will lead the runners and Caligula the wankers. The run was quite a discovery trail, lots of mysterious roundabouts but you'll always find a spot somewhere around you on a tree, a stone hidden behind a bush to add some excitement. Definitely set by CAR! As compost loves to say! The magic of roundabouts made it to have the pack members together each and every time. The FRB did also a great job seeking the right trail for us humble runners and it feel really good not be left behind all the time! Do you agree MPFree? So a big thank to Sex & City, T-Bread and HotRocks doing a great job! Sexless proved he's been really away for any physical activity he stayed behind with a lot of proud though :). After a while of running on all sorts of grounds, a refreshing BeerStop was properly set with a pack of wankers already there! But no worries, nobody can be accused about missing water/beer. Feedbacks from wankers are pretty good about their first part of the trail! Compost called to carry on the run, so did the runners. Following the hare again through unusual pathways to the cars: lucky those who like it bushy J. Back to the starting point, hasher resumed their talks and dirty jokes sometimes, but as soon as the sky is turning into an awesome red-orange-blue gradient we circled up again. HotRocks invited the hasher to grade the run/walk, and against all odds (Bodyguard is still claiming to be at the top best run ever) they graded too high that I'm ashamed to report it (we're not good at maths anyway) but surely deserved a big ON ON! And this even from Chef de Cuisine & Vagina Monologue! Caligula took over, and remembered those who had their Hashy Birthdays! Humpty Dumpty, Sex & The City and Cleanpants. It seems that some smart guys were also born at quite the same dates, but don't ask me who?? A good amount of returnees were taken out of shade by Caligula: Walkie-Talkie, High Tower, Sexless, Mother hen, Gyros Tadpole and someone hiding , Penisus In The Neckisus, they all had to be ashamed to prefer wanking rather being with us on Saturdays, but rewarded with some nice warm beeeeer!!! BodyGuard and Cleanpants accused by HotRocks to set a motorized trail, which was not of course, when it's "just using technology to get better performance and happier hashers" BG explained! TRIPLE TRUE! Walkie-Talkie accused again CP for walking the last mile of the run, and of course no one was there to defend the case, so CP had drunk his warm beer on a "He's the meanest…" song. Sexless wanted to accuse MPFree for waring black socks and according to a Tunisian Hash Theory, it seems to be accusable, BodyGuard stopped the mess and accused him for wearing white socks. Furthermore, MPFree had a great ON ON! from our GM for his 250th run his consistent commitment and hash spirit! Hashers couldn't wait to grab some more fresh beers, and rushed to have a swing low dance... THeeeennn cool beer, fresh breeze and magnificent Golf 3 Sky were all for hasher… Oh, almost forgotten one very late comer showed up though it was dark, I'm calling LAIDBACK and his family!! On On! for the great surprise! Next Hash Venue : New Eaux et Forêts Hares : Horny Parker & Tadpole See you there !!

Hash Trash Run# 1469 Hares: Gyros, MPFree and Tadpole Venue: Money Factory Date: Oct. 21st 2013 Fellow Hashers, Again a wonderful hash set by masters and a great moment to share with you guys! Worth Reading!!! All started when Gyros planned to set this trail, and all was NOT set as planned! as you know Gyros is full of inspiration and ideas, hates doing same thing twice :) Starting from the beginning, while Tadpole and CleanPants are having conversation about all sorts of worlds topics, Gyros dived through the woods setting the walkers trail first. He got out full of flour and heading to the cars chasing a bottle of refreshing water, in the meantime MPFree had hard times to join the first pack of hares but finally made it. Gyros brought a chair, sat and waited until MPFree showed up, ready to run, throw flour and sweat for the runner's trail. Almost an hour later, we could see two exhausted hashers rushing toward the cars again but this time, signs of thirst and starvation on their faces. Gyros and Tadpole remove a couple of items from their car and revealed a big gratin dish heavenly cooked and saved from our sight with an aluminum sheet. First arriving hashers had enough luck to enjoy a piece of the feast even those who had lunch could testify they couldn't help having some more. Yammmmy!! & ON ON to GYROS and Tat Bole!! More hashers poored slowly to the site! On top of the regular folks. Great smiles showed at seeing Matador (New Look), VaginaMonolog, Brillantin AAAAAAAAANNDD our dear RA & JM, I named : Wet & Wild & BodyGuard! AAAAAAAANNDD, last but not least, our great woman runner, Iron Maiden! Yes it's true! Very promising Returnees Show. Bodyguard so fresh after his trip, called all Hashers to circle up and hares to explain the game. the inspirational part of the trail from MpFree and Gyros was the two-colored trails to follow :) (what a waste of flour!!! A/N:Author's Note) and off we Went. the beginning was a common path until we find the Yellow and White circle showing respectively Wankers and Runners trails. Excited runner followed bodyguard heading first foreseeing the 7 upcoming marks everywhere, and the wankers took their time to enjoy a restful walk insite money Factory's wood, meeting from time to time campers who are taking advantage of such beautiful weather in this early autumn. Insider story from the runners pack reported that Bob The Builder and CleanPants started to complain when the BS seemed unreachable! MPFree and Bodyguard did a great job teasing and encouraging the pack to make it! Soon the folks felt much better and looked happier when a 4WD car appeared nearby promising drinks and Drinks! Another detail about this awesome BeerStop is the timing managed to have the wankers around the car some seconds after the runners arrival!! Coincidence or Scientific fact??? none of both options:it's Hashing Expertise! On On TadP... Euuuh Gyros & MP! (Though, needless to say that Tadpole had the brightest and the most important role of bringing the holly liquid to us) Brillantin, Shaking-bob, Bo-Bob and boobs-job running around while adult hashers are talking, talking and talking... Suddenly interrupted by Bodyguard whose feeling hyper enough to lead the runner again on track! When most of them wanted to stay and relax at the beer stop, most of them just say thanks knowing they couldn't dare finish the run voluntarily!! Super wankers drove back to circle with Gyros, but you know, looking after the kids is not a easy task... right, BoB-JoB? :) Music in the background, hashers circled, rated the run as being an amazing run for some and Great one for others. while attendees seemed still motivated to talk about it, You guess, Bodyguard called in the returnees: They had to explain the whys and hows of course: Matador for growing a mustache and wearing a ranching hat; Iron Maiden said she tried to hide but the lure worked out! (nobody knows what is or Who is the lure!!?? OOOO Secret IronMaiden) VM and Brillantin told all the invalid reasons of holidays and schools etc etc...(Bullsh.... :-D) and sooooo awaited W&W who's been having fun thousand miles away from RH3 and for such long time!! anyway! she was there and she proved it by bringing Bodyguard in the circle as a missed returnee!!!! Reason?? (Bullsh.... too :)) who said asia was a better destination than hanging with RH3 friends! well we can not blame them one day, i'll be our turn! When it's time for accusations, it's Laidback and MPFree who jump on each and every opportunity to get someone a warm drink with a nasty song but something was disturbing all the hashers and started to act weird when Gyros was standing some meters away, setting up a charcoal grill. They acted even weirder when the smoke was teasing their nose. I've havent seen such quick swing low before... but temptation was such that we can forget about it easilly. Kids were served first. starving hasher rushing behing to have their BBQued brochettes and oriental bread served with fresh mixed tomatoe, onion salad and Greek mediterranian oiled olives. huuummmm TAASTYYYY... Country Music playing, hashers enjoying beer and feast, sun smoothly setting... nobody felt like going home that evening wishing the time could stop for a day or two (half-minded dreams, what to say??) But this, despite of all ticking clocks on the planet, we can keep in mind for years.... CHEEERS!!! ON ON! Clean Pants Well Let us do this again next Saturday: Hares : Bob The Builder and Clean Pants, Venue : Kamal Trophy Date : Oct 18th 2013

HASH TRASH RUN #1468 Venue : Cactus Hares : Bob the Builder, Cleanpants, Mishuko & Pink Flamengo Date : Sat aug 17th Hello Happy Hasher & Harierttes! BTB took the lead on setting a trail for this beautiful summer day, co-starring in this episode Clean Pants. The first to arrive at the site was MPfree. The hares are not back yet, he began to pick up the pieces of broken glass left by the … The ecological gesture anything. Gradually, the hashers start coming. When all are there, GM calls the Circle. The hares explain the trail. It looks like a normal race without any special tricks. It will not be the case. We had to run through the trees and make way back several times to find the next mark. But the hare is nice. Occasionally he shouts "check in check in" to call FRBs not lose marks. The hare has trapped his world. Bravo. The most challenging passing in this site is the passing along a longest wall (a wall? See later). There are very low trees and lots of stones on the ground. From time to time, you must make a small chicane to avoid an obstacle. At the front, FRBs. At the end late runners. Suddenly a round about. FRBs have found their way, but didn't return back to break the round about. Fortunately, the hare is among late runners, who decided to charge the FRBs for that. Finally, the beer stop! Refreshments quickly taken without waiting for the wankers, the runners resume the track. It is always among the trees, but easy to move to join the Onin. Well done Hares. Mishuko, who has kept the car and keys, is glad to see the hashers gather. I must say he has something to spend the time with ;-) Not having to look up and give the keys to Sex & The City (the impertinent), she had to do it herself. Consequently, she hurt a tooth opening the door of Mishuko's car. Fortunately not serious. After a good refreshment with foam and bules of Heineken, the Circle is called. The run was rated ... I do not know. It had something to do with the famous wall (do you remember). Finally, all said ""all in all is just another brick in tha wall" At the same time Pink F. took some pictures to capture the moment... Welcome back: Chef, V. Monologue and BRILLANTIN. On on. Late comer and welcome back: Gengis K. In proper attire. Hum… Is he worried about his position of hare raiser? Any way, he received all possible reprimands, but was welcomed. One down: MpFree for ecological gesture. Arriving earlier to the site, he began to pick up all pieces of broken glass left by the F. … Hash name ceremony: Just Yasmine Bob Job and Bob the Builder's little daughter. She was named something to do with Bob. Dont remember. Charges: FRBS, for not breaking the round about after finding the right trail. What else? Next hash. Date: Sat. Sept 21th Venue: Flous Factory (in MAD) Hares: Gyros and MPFree On on.

HASH TRASH RUN #1467 Venue: Harhoura Forest Hares: T-Bread & Himself Date: Sat Sept. 7th 2013 Hello Folks Hashers & Harriettes, This Saturday it was T-Bread who gets stuck. Needless to say that we will have to run. Hashers begin to show up. Once they have decided that it is time to make the circle, they must still wait for the latecomers went looking for ice. Otherwise, no fresh beer. In other words no hash! That's it! They are there. We can call the Circle. Cleanpants do the alternate GM, and does it well. The Hare then explains the race and allocates tasks, beer stop, keys, etc. And go! for the runners. Ah! yes, wankers too. A pretty challenging run I must say, because complete. Forest, highway edge, countryside, rural areas and homes, sandy beach and streets. At first, a race out of the track inside the forest, interrupted by roundabouts, real or fictional to search for the flour. Ouch! Many dry bushes on the trail. Finally, the path joins a normal track and the opportunity to make a short stop to remove from legs all that "tips" that sting. The real trail begins. A bit of track in Harhoura-forest, to come out by the east side of forest and run along the back side of houses. We finally arrived at a location well-known by MpFree and called "Route ElFellah" (The Peasant road). Here, there is a metallic pedestrian crossing over the highway. Runners went up the bridge by the motorcycles path, did a turn and came back down by the pedestrian stairs. All thought this a new kind of roundabout discovered by the hare. The following trail is pleasant enough as it passes in the middle of some rural homes (still resistant to the urban invader) with dogs, horses and odor characteristic of this kind of place. Good point for the hare. The distances between the runners begin to lengthen. FRB, Compost & Sex and The City. Behind Bob The Builder, MPFree and the Hare who encourages "Go, Go, it is not very far from the BS." In fact, he means we're almost halfway through the beer stop, eh T-Bread?. Beer Stop which reserve a little surprise. More on this later. Indeed, we run the direction opposite to the BS. We have to go further to the beach "Contre Bondy" and then return back by the corniche to the beach of Temara. Finally! The BS. T-Bread has found a beautiful terrace on top of a café and reserved for Hashers. There were tables and chairs, all covered by a canvas roof. A "stunning" views of the sea. The BS of the year! Needless to say that we took the time to enjoy our favorite beverages. To make it complete, the owner of the place offered dates to dope the runners. Way back to the Circle is made for a third on a section of Temara beach, a third on the land, a third on a piece of asphalt, and third in the forest. Hmm ... That's four thirds. Impossible? No! No! This is arithmetic stuff. It has nothing to do with the hash. On in. Everyone arrived safely. The circle is called and it is Cleanpants who leads the dance. Welcome backs: Huckelbery Hayat. no valid excuse. Down down. On down to Sex & The City and Ratatouille who participated in a special Marathon in Brussels. Congratulations. On down MPFree, Compost and T-braed who hared all alone last three runs. Charges. MPFree got accused for having confused Bob The Builder with Burp and Just Yasmine with Ice box. Indeed, during the last Hash it was BTB and just Yasmime who led the Swing low and not Burp and Ice box. Laidback got accused for something. Don't remember. Mishuko accused for deserting his position as hash splach to go behind the trees… OK! Nothing wrong with that, however, but when it's several times… Swing low led, yes it's true, by Bob The Builder and Just Yasmine And all other Hashers and harriets. On on. Next run run #1468 Date: Saterday Sept. 14th Hares: Bob The Builder and Cleanpants. Venue: Cactus. Direction: Take the route des Zaers and continue straight 6,5 kms past the turnoff to the Golf Course. You will pass the Gold Horse, turn right at the dirt road with many cacti, go until the forest. Look for the flour.

Run # 1466, 1 Sept. 2013, at Golf II Hare : Compost. A beautiful summer day. Golf 2 is a very quiet place and offers a lot of possibility of trails, but do not go too far down the track that leads to it. Mishuko checked it at his own expense! Especially since he had an invitee, Jane Winning, aka Ice Box, who comes from Australia. She must have thought they are crazy at Rabat Hash… As I said, Misuko's little 206 is well sanded. The bottom of the chassis has even hit the ground it was difficult to get the car out. It took Gyros's 4x4 to pull it, but it was not enough; the rope has broken. Icebox brings good luck, another more powerful 4x4 passing by, the nice driver was kind enough to lend to the rescue. It was necessary to use a steel cable to pull the 206. Until the cable break! But the worst is over, the 206 was finally able to ride and skate a little to disengage completely. Phew! Time for the circle. Compost explained the trail. Runners and wankers trails. No beer stop :-( Sandy site to have a car to bring drinks up there. When Compost set the hash you can expect a good run. The race begun. Leaders, T-bread and … MPFree. Just behind Compost with GM and Bob the Builder. And of course at the entrance of the forest, and after a good passage in the sandy ground, the two leaders lose track of the flour in the trees. They even shouted "On on", "Are you", they receive only the sound of leaves in echo (Waouu! poet is the scribe.) Tbread and MpFree finally decided to join a known track and to continue for a "live run". Two minutes later, the wind noise is nicely mixed with a soft sound of "On on", "On on" which seems to come from the opposite direction. Immediately, the two partners "lost on trail" head in that direction to find a few moments later GM and BTB waiting for the Hare, gone to get the lost sheep. "All is well in the best of all possible worlds." The rest of the operation is carried out by T-bread the FRB, closely followed by MP and rest of the group a little behind. There is still a long trail to go. The gap is widening between the FRB, MP (especially) and the group behind. The latter disappears from the retrovisuer a little bit later. Hum… It seems that GM, BTB, and the Hare had a short cut to join the circle. T-bread being well on the front, there is only your servant to keep track and ultimately achieve the "One in". I told you so, when Compost sets the trails, you can expect a good run of around ten miles. A well deserved cold beer for everyone! The run was ranked… some thing great. Don't remember. "One down" for our guest Ice box who must go this week :-( But not without taking souvenir pictures, and a RH3 T-shirt pulled out of his back and kindly donated by Misuko. Likely to be forgiven the missed "coup de la panne" (the trick of the car breakdown). LOL. On down for welcome-backs, T-bread, Walkie-Talkie, Gyros, TadPol. Many down downs, Misuko, Compost, Burp, MpFree & who else? On down and bye to Burp who ended up his Morocco trip. Swing low led by… Burp and Ice box. Compost is appointed volunteer to become co-hare raiser. And he eventually raised some future hares. On on Compost. So, next Hash: Run# 1467, Sat 07 Sept. Hare: T-Bread & co. Venue: Harhoura forest Time: 3:00 for 3:30 Direction: Take autoroute towards Casa and take the Temara exit, go to the coastal road and turn right (direction Rabat). Go past the Hotel Yasmine, there is a mosque on the left. Turn right at the road facing the roundabout and drive for some few hundred meters. The gate is on your left hand. On on, Scribe committed by MpFree (with the complicity of El Gogo…)

HASH TRASH RUN #1465 Venue: SKHIRAT 2 (Maison du Forestier) Hares: MPFree & Himself Date: Sat Aug. 24th 2013 Hello Folks Hashers & Harriettes, MPFree the Great decided not to call anyone but himself to set this run in the lovely area of Skhirat 2... but let me first tell you the story from the beginning. All started that day on-time at 15:30 PM with CP Aaaaand the special guest BURP arriving in THE tiny orange car. Besides a couple of hungry dogs and whistling breeze, nobody seemed to be there; Yet an unknown car with emergency lights blinking was parked near the ranger house. The two hashers stepped out, slammed the doors and walked slowly towards the blinking lights. The silence was so heavy the they can even hear their feet set on the ground mixed with far noises coming from the slow trafic on the bridge nearby. Burp took a closer look around the mysterious car and screamed! YESS, It must be HIM!! pointing a finger to a wonderful blue cooler in the trunk. Clean Pants, identifying W&W's cooler, acknowledged the finding with a nod of his head. At every sound of horn that they tried to guess whose car was it, their attention was raised and in a synchronized gesture, turned and looked if any other cars are taking the dirt road. Several false alerts. One thing was sure! THEY WERE NOT ALOOONE! Ok, I'm gonna stop this thrill and continue writing what happened next...Truly (did not say what above is a lie! :-) ) In a joyful moving manner, more cars hit the place. Bob The Builder and his familly invaded the field; amazing what can get out of his black CMax: a Bob Job, a Boob Job, then a walking baby, and all sorts baby-buggies!! CP and Burp felt suddenly better with this crowd. That was not enough; Compost, Laidback, Bodyguard and Our GM joined the pack and it's got even more crowded when MPFree carrying a sac still full of flour arrived. Long chatterings mainly due to Burp's presence and I can hear him repeating the same things to everybody he met. How could this guy be so famous? CP thinking. Obviously, this guy was not just a hasher seeking a ride to RH3 venue!!! ( Suspense music) Once some topics covered, I could hear Caligula warning us again about time and how we can avoid trafic jam on the highway, the purpose was to call us to circle up, what we did in less than minute. we definitely were late, almost 5PM. When asked by JM, MPFree stated the run was exceptional. "Hashers have to find marks, there will be a couple of roundabouts and a Beer Stop for whom deserve it" MPFree explained. Again rushed by our GM, most of us hit the runners trail. Soon we noticed the MPFree's statement was not that obvious as we could hear. We had hard time to find the first marks, the glorious FRBs found the them after a while, and smart ones were yelling "Are you??" to spare their breath. We were on track. Unusual trail btw, and excellent markings led us through the dirt, the woods, asphalt and bridges. Caligula and BTB were involved in a serious conversation. They prefered to have their own pace and stay behind. From time to time, although we can feel it was frustrating for them, Compost and Bodyguard stopped to ensure the pack is whole, and nobody's LOT (lost on trail). 18 minutes. That was the timing we started to see the BS spot ahead. Wankers do not seem to be there yet. As soon as we got closer, we found MPFree in the mysterious car wandering around like looking for something he might have dropped. He stopped quickly to speak to FRBs who reached the BS area first then he drove back to continue looking. we knew later he was trying to gather the wanker in vain. Laidback and the Burp the hero, were LOT. a lazy Bob Job and the walking baby (just Yasmine) found a seat in MPFree's car and FINALLY we all had the cooler to enjoy what we came for. BEER! For a moment, everybody stopped talking, having a can or a bottle sticked to their lips. Soon, new color filled the faces and smile took shape on them. The beer effect; as scientist hashers call it. Now that we become humain, we resumed talking about lost wankers, traffic jam, walking babies and short term unachievable projects. Yes, Hasher like to dream while a beer is in hand. Anytime Caligula pronounce the word "time", he feels the need to rush us to do something. Surely he still have no idea why this time obsession? As a GM is always right, and this first rule applies anyway, we bargained to walk the return pathway. Still, we could not see any of the wankers yet. Back to site, MPFree opened his car for hashers to get their keys and some more beers, we were set to circle up again asap, depending on the remaining hashers. Here they are! Laidback and Burp frantically rushed to the cooler, got drinks and joined conversations. Not for long though. Bodyguard, urged us to form a perfect circle and our GM started the run ranking question: Decidedly MPFree scored well bearing in mind he set it alone! ON ON MPFree! "Drink it down down down down....." Bob the builder and his family CMAX had to quit early. I don't mean it to be mean, but it felt there was more fresh air right after. Apologies Bob for any misunderstanding please don't get me wrong!! Seriously!. The Hash splash served almost hot down-down beer.Bodyguard accused Laidback and Clean Pants for this, yet they had no connection with Compost's car where the beer was! Anyways, we all end up to to taste it even the GM! So no hard feelings. Burp got in his mother-hash circle for a warm on-down and for visiting us after 4 years of no show. what a welcome back!. Of course he's got no story, no song not a joke to tell us. I guess he said all he had at the first meeting :-D Accusations cross flowed around the circle, I bet no-one remember why they were accused, the only thing I do remember is when BG avoided to be accused using GM power as a protection, everybody tried, even Compost! but never mind, more coming up for next Hashes!! Be there! The swing low took place, and closed our hash. You bet, we were not done yet, . That was just the time to taste a variety of beers hidden at the bottom of the blue cooler and the best part begins: When nobody remembers a s***. Stay tuned, we'll be hashing next time at GOLF 2 (To be confirmed) Hares : Compost & Co So, bring your fit and health, we shall DESTROY them!! ON ON! Clean Pants.

HASH TRASH RUN #1464 Venue : New Eaux & Forêts Hares : Bodyguard & Clean Pants. Date : Sat aug 17th Hello Hasher & Harierttes! Again Bodyguard took the lead on setting a trail for this warm, Very Warm holiday season, co-starring in this episode Clean Pants. Both Hashers decided to challenge the heat and the slippery curves of New Eaux et Forêts valley to offer the best for the lucky Hashers who attended that day. This took some minutes over the expected circle time but the GM Caligula wasnt tough with on us this time, perhaps the trail explanation was apealing enough to redeem for the poor late hares :) and to tell the truth this trail had all it takes to be the run of the year (please remember to vote!); I mean there's a beer stop, roundabouts, peaks and valleys and even a multi-optional trails in case some wankers couldnt be in shape to go for a short hill trekking. By the way a Big Thank to Michiku who accepted to endeavor the dirt road to the valley carrying the so awaited holly drink. After the quick circle intro, everybody hit the runners trail. Compost, MPFree and just Leonie (renamed later) were the FRBs this time but as soon as the things went complicated for some of us, Compost caligula and bodyguard were all there to assist making bridges with their feet and arms. Ain't that right Pink Flamengo?? The track was perfectly set to avoid a too hard hill to climb with even a refresh breeze coming from a strem nearby as a bonus. The FRBs were the first to enjoy the cool water and beer at the very top of the hill. We took the time to enjoy the beauty of the view ahead with its different shades of green, MpFree took some pics ( he couldn't help missing that...) and the rest of us went through indistinct chattering.... Caligula soon took us back on track seeing a risk we could spend the night there. GREAT SPOT BTW! Bodyguard, as a hare, triggered the run again yelling ONON! We carried on the second half of the run through the woods so runners can also taste a bit of sandy trail under the shade this time. Compost as usual was cheering the slow runners at the finish line, raising his hand to give a five! As a confirmed slow runner, I can confirm that cheering works! Thanks Comopost! and if you don't mind, can I ask you to do this a bit earlier in the run rather than the finish?? :-) A tiny circle took place after a short break of table preparation and chattings. Almost everybody was involved in everything: welcome backs, on downs and accusations. Clean Pants blamed of being busy or out of town lately but thanked for his will of co-haring, MPFree for his journey to Istambul, Caligula for his trip to the highlands; Michiku for running after all the hashers with the great beer stop we had that day; Pink Flamengo for taking the challenge to follow the runners though she had a weak ankle! then the last and not the least, just Leonie, who had been a great harriette during the period she's been with RH3, deserved several on downs: a farewell OnDown for leaving morocco soon; some more for invalid accusations from MPFree or only beer sharing and more importantly Bodyguard made and exception to name her, even without setting a trail after 5 runs, with a temporary Hash name of "Legal Alian". I wont unveil more about the why's and how's. .... you had to be there to know it! :-D Our great hash circle was closed with the traditional swing-low song/dance from CP and Legal Alian. That was really fun! Actually, I'm wondering how could it be otherwise??? See you next Hash on: Sat 24th Run# 1465 Venue: Shkirate 2: Maison du forestier Hares : MPFree On On! Clean Pants

RUN : # 1450 DATE: 18.05.13 Venue: Moulay Bousselham Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Hot Rocks, Sex and the City, Horny Parker, Just Youssef, Just Soufiane The awaited weekend was finally there and most hashers made it to the Flamants Loisirs campground on Friday for a nice evening all together. The only thing that wasn’t there was the warm, nice weather as hashers couldn’t sit around the traditional bonfire. They did find other ways to turn it into a nice evening. Run time was set for 3:30 pm on Saturday and surprisingly hashers set off almost on time 45 minutes later but not late enough for Wet n’ Wild and I did it to join the first half of the trail. Runners and wankers met at the dock where the boats were for hashers to take them across the lagoon. All 60 or so of them managed to fit into the boats and shortly there after they reached the other side. Walkers and runners split up again to met later on at the Beer Stop. Runners went through woods, fields, sand dunes to reach the Beer Stop. As usual some hashers didn’t quite follow the flour and qualified as short cutters… Wankers and the cooler welcomed the runners but unfortunately for most of them their favorite drink was in shortage and had to content themselves with ice cold water… Then it was back on the boats. Some seemed to having more fun than others. Shortly after coming back to camp hashers circled up. Hares got in the circle for their rating. All were very satisfied minus maybe the smelly garbage… They got thumbs up. All the returnees were called to the circle. Sexless and Mister Dos d’Ane came from other countries to hang out with us. Frog Legs and Just Karima were also amongst the returnees and so was The Right Size, Mr Propre. Other returnees had hash names and some came with Compost and others with Professor Pepperoni but unfortunately couldn’t remember their hash names. We were all very pleased to see them at Moulay Bousselham. After the returnees it was time for the newbies. There was Just Nicole who is Just Camille’s mom. Professor Pepperoni brought with him newbies from Tanger. On On to all the returnees and newbies. Your coming to Moulay Bousselham was much appreciated. We were also glad to have so many children, teenagers over the weekend. All seemed to have had a great time and were a joy to have around. There are always some late comers and for this weekend they were Wet n’ Wild, I did it and Bodyguard. Wet n’ Wild and I did just arrived as the hashers were setting off for the run and had to miss the 1st half of the trail. Plenty of hashers were born in May. We sang Hashy Birthday to the following hashers: Tsunami, Michiko and Winx Club. There were two more hashers but don’t know whom right now…. A hash naming ceremony for Just Youssef and Just Soufiane was postponed until the next day. Yes the Religious Advisor has the power to do so. The floor was then open for charges and hashers had fun with them while Woman and a Half kept pouring beer and more beer. The evening BBQ was announced by I did it as well as the rest of the weekend’s program. The circle was closed by Swing Low. Caligula, Bodyguard, Clean Pants and their helpers did a fabulous job at grilling the meat that was brought over for the BBQ. We thank them for their hard work. The evening continued with a bonfire, music, dancing and hashers having some fun amongst friends. RUN : # 1451 – Hare of the dog run or Mimosa Run as we also call it. DATE: 19.05.13 Not everyone got up at the same since not all hashers went to bed at the same hour… Some seemed to be early risers while others definitely not. Eventually we got our act together and hashers got ready for run 1451 which was a walk around the neighborhood with a group picture by the water. Back at the camp, mismanagement prepared for the circle and then it was time to circle up. Instead of beer mimosa drinks were served to hashers deserving on downs or down downs. Tired hashers sat this time around the circle. Wet n’ Wild ran the circle but also called two hashers for their hash naming ceremony. Just Soufiane and Just Youssef were asked to kneel down for the ceremony that would make them official hashers. Wet n’ Wild gave background info on both them before officially naming them. From now on Just Youssef will only be known as Puppy Love and Just Soufiane as Ball Buster. Bodyguard called all the present mismanagement into the circle to reaffirm our beloved GM Caligula in his present role of GM! Not sure if he was given a choice but there will be more regarding the mismanagement coming up soon. All hashers who helped with the organization of the Moulay Bousselham weekend were given an On Down. Thank you to Wet n’ Wild, Sex and the City, MPFree, Caligula, Bodyguard, Clean Pants, Mr Propre and I did it. The floor was then opened to accusations. Tsunami had plenty of them, one of them did involve a dog called Coco and Hot Rocks… We already had to say goodbye to Mister Dos d’Ane and Sexless but we were all very grateful that they traveled just to be with us at Moulay Bousselham. Once we went through all the charges, the circle was closed with the traditional Swing Low. Since meat was left over from the night before, Caligula, Bodyguard, Woman and Half got back to the BBQ. Hashers lingered in the sun until it was time go home while others decided to spend another lazy night at Moulay Bousselham. Thank you to all hashers and guests of hashers who came to Moulay Bousselham to share a family weekend filled with camaraderie and good time. On On to them all. Reminder to everyone, the Rabat Hash House Harriers is a family hash and all RH3 events are family oriented events and will remain. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM, Wet n’ Wild for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1452 DATE: 25.05.13 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: TBA Directions: On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1450 DATE: 18.05.13 Venue: Moulay Bousselham Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Hot Rocks, Sex and the City, Horny Parker, Just Youssef, Just Soufiane The awaited weekend was finally there and most hashers made it to the Flamants Loisirs campground on Friday for a nice evening all together. The only thing that wasn’t there was the warm, nice weather as hashers couldn’t sit around the traditional bonfire. They did find other ways to turn it into a nice evening. Run time was set for 3:30 pm on Saturday and surprisingly hashers set off almost on time 45 minutes later but not late enough for Wet n’ Wild and I did it to join the first half of the trail. Runners and wankers met at the dock where the boats were for hashers to take them across the lagoon. All 60 or so of them managed to fit into the boats and shortly there after they reached the other side. Walkers and runners split up again to met later on at the Beer Stop. Runners went through woods, fields, sand dunes to reach the Beer Stop. As usual some hashers didn’t quite follow the flour and qualified as short cutters… Wankers and the cooler welcomed the runners but unfortunately for most of them their favorite drink was in shortage and had to content themselves with ice cold water… Then it was back on the boats. Some seemed to having more fun than others. Shortly after coming back to camp hashers circled up. Hares got in the circle for their rating. All were very satisfied minus maybe the smelly garbage… They got thumbs up. All the returnees were called to the circle. Sexless and Mister Dos d’Ane came from other countries to hang out with us. Frog Legs and Just Karima were also amongst the returnees and so was The Right Size, Mr Propre. Other returnees had hash names and some came with Compost and others with Professor Pepperoni but unfortunately couldn’t remember their hash names. We were all very pleased to see them at Moulay Bousselham. After the returnees it was time for the newbies. There was Just Nicole who is Just Camille’s mom. Professor Pepperoni brought with him newbies from Tanger. On On to all the returnees and newbies. Your coming to Moulay Bousselham was much appreciated. We were also glad to have so many children, teenagers over the weekend. All seemed to have had a great time and were a joy to have around. There are always some late comers and for this weekend they were Wet n’ Wild, I did it and Bodyguard. Wet n’ Wild and I did just arrived as the hashers were setting off for the run and had to miss the 1st half of the trail. Plenty of hashers were born in May. We sang Hashy Birthday to the following hashers: Tsunami, Michiko and Winx Club. There were two more hashers but don’t know whom right now…. A hash naming ceremony for Just Youssef and Just Soufiane was postponed until the next day. Yes the Religious Advisor has the power to do so. The floor was then open for charges and hashers had fun with them while Woman and a Half kept pouring beer and more beer. The evening BBQ was announced by I did it as well as the rest of the weekend’s program. The circle was closed by Swing Low. Caligula, Bodyguard, Clean Pants and their helpers did a fabulous job at grilling the meat that was brought over for the BBQ. We thank them for their hard work. There were also a delicious and warm pot and lentils brought by MPFree from a restaurant in town. The evening continued with a bonfire, music, dancing and hashers having some fun amongst friends. RUN : # 1451 – Hare of the dog run or Mimosa Run as we also call it. DATE: 19.05.13 Not everyone got up at the same since not all hashers went to bed at the same hour… Some seemed to be early risers while others definitely not. Eventually we got our act together and hashers got ready for run 1451 which was a walk around the neighborhood with a group picture by the water. Back at the camp, mismanagement prepared for the circle and then it was time to circle up. Instead of beer mimosa drinks were served to hashers deserving on downs or down downs. Tired hashers sat this time around the circle. Wet n’ Wild ran the circle but also called two hashers for their hash naming ceremony. Just Soufiane and Just Youssef were asked to kneel down for the ceremony that would make them official hashers. Wet n’ Wild gave background info on both them before officially naming them. From now on Just Youssef will only be known as Puppy Love and Just Soufiane as Ball Buster. Bodyguard called all the present mismanagement into the circle to reaffirm our beloved GM Caligula in his present role of GM! Not sure if he was given a choice but there will be more regarding the mismanagement coming up soon. All hashers who helped with the organization of the Moulay Bousselham weekend were given an On Down. Thank you to Wet n’ Wild, Sex and the City, MPFree, Caligula, Bodyguard, Clean Pants, Mr Propre and I did it. The floor was then opened to accusations. Tsunami had plenty of them, one of them did involve a dog called Coco and Hot Rocks… We already had to say goodbye to Mister Dos d’Ane and Sexless but we were all very grateful that they traveled just to be with us at Moulay Bousselham. Once we went through all the charges, the circle was closed with the traditional Swing Low. Since meat was left over from the night before, Caligula, Bodyguard, Woman and Half got back to the BBQ. Hashers lingered in the sun until it was time go home while others decided to spend another lazy night at Moulay Bousselham. Thank you to all hashers and guests of hashers who came to Moulay Bousselham to share a family weekend filled with camaraderie and good time. On On to them all. Reminder to everyone, the Rabat Hash House Harriers is a family hash and all RH3 events are family oriented events and will remain. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM, Wet n’ Wild for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1452 DATE: 25.05.13 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: TBA Directions: On On Scribe: I did it

HASH TRASH 1448 SAT: May 4th 2013 VENUE : BOUREGRAG VALLEY Hares: Sex & The City , Gengis Khan, Just Youssef Again Bouregrag Valley attracted several Harriettes & Hashers on that Great Warm Saturday. Sex & The City, Genghis Khan and Just Youssef hardly made it on time, but for such a reason that most of us can even thank them for. Of course, a great pack was on time waiting for the kick-off circle to take place, but hares did not show up. The GM formed a task force to see if the hare are whole or should we track them down in the valley. The Task force did not have to search much: a Yelling Genghis + an Upset S & TC and an exhausted Just Youssef appeared out of the dust. Relieved, Our GM, Bodyguard & Compost called loudly, as per the tradition, to circle up. The Hares explained their trail and assigned roles for who's leading the runners and the wankers. For my short term and selective memory, THE best part was when Laidback decided to lead the coolers to the Beer Stop! After all, isn't this the point?? The FRBs led by S&TC, kicked the valley with great joy and energy: Bodyguard, Compost and Ratatouille showed the best of their fit by disappearing very quickly in that springy nature, but still we can hear some shy ON-ONs so that some of us cannot lose track. Soon we felt a fresh air near the stream with a feeling of a close Beer-Stop; S&TC shortened the joy and took us back up the hill to look for some more white spots of flour on the ground. The Beerdorado was finally there in the horizon and a strange strength pushed the tired runners to ignore every spiky bush and every cow shit found on their path to join the others around a refreshing cooler. Great job S&TC! Genghis took over to take the FRBs somewhere I don't know down again, while the GM and a pack of the wankers faced an unknown hill to climb. Quick fix showed great skills at climbing but that wasn't not enough to ensure a secure and mainly short come-back to the circle. Our wise Caligula asked desperately a friendly local shepherd who helped as much as he could with vague signs towards the top of the hill. Anyway, we all together managed to understand and follow our climber instincts. Some minutes later, almost everybody was there waiting for the show to start. Frankenstein Jr. already started the party. He filled a huge mug of beer and got himself set for the circle. A Woman and a Half cared greatly for the Hash Splash, MPFree had his GM 10min but he was to threatening to the RH3 savings when screamed "FREE BEER FOR EVERYBODY!" no choice for our dear Bodyguard but to call him back to the circle . Great trick MPFree!! J Tsunami, charged most of us who had not been attending Wet & Wild's and Under Construction's performance and we deserved "They're the meanest ..." song !! That same day Just Martina became human thanks to Bodyguard who made her a Harriette and from now on, she'll be known in her great family as "ishishussinfikishusss@@##xx" ... Yeah! Hard to recall, but never mind, we'll let you know more about it later and keep you updated about how to say it! Time went by very quickly, after Moulay Bousselham announcement, then Clean Pants found himself awkwardly inside the circle for the Swing Low song. Traditionally, it's a sign of a hash ending and a great hash promising the very next Saturday. ON ON! Clean Pants ___________________________________ Next Hash #1449 : Sat. 11th 2013 Venue: Camel Trophy Hares: Bodyguard & Compost.

RUN : # 1446 DATE: 20.04.13 Venue: Mimosa Gathering TIME:  2:00 pm Run Time: 2:00 pm Hares: Elvis, Skippy, Thieving Bastard, Sex and the City, Professor Pepperoni Last Saturday's hash run was set at Mimosa site in memory of our beloved hasher Mimosa. As expected a large crowd of hashers turned up for this special occasion. Once everyone had circled up and before the hares explained their trails, Bodyguard asked for a minute of silence in memory of Mimosa. Hares then had an opportunity to describe the run and walk. The run was presented as a technical challenge run that Mimosa would have loved to set herself. Hares did explain that they had to look for 5 continuous marks to find the right trail. Runners couldn't find the trail after the first roundabout and that was just the beginning of a long process of looking for The right trail. They came across an area in the forest where flour marks were everywhere on the trees and the challenge of course was to find the right trail. Well none the hashers couldn't manage, so the hares had to lead them onto the right path. This tricky part was dubbed as the U Turn roundaboutÉ very clever from some supposedly half minded hashers! The run took them deep in the forest where they had to cross a wild boar Jacuzzi but thank God minus the wild boars! By the time runners reached the Beer Stop where wankers were already waiting for them most had bloody legs. After a well deserved rest runners took off again and well wankers followed slowly behind. All made it back to Mimosa site which was under guard by two mounted police officer! Beer didn't seem to be a problem for them so coolers were open. The hares and other hashers passed around two bowls filled of delicious snacks. Then it was time to circle up and all the present hashers managed to form a circle with Quick Fix and Wet n' Wild doing the hash splash. Bodyguard asked all 5 hares to the circle so every single hasher could give one word to describe the run or walk. All had very interesting things to say especially in regard to the highly technical trail for the runners. Anyway the hares did a great job and they deserved their down down. Two newbies were introduced. Just Soufiane who came with Sexless and Just Adel who came with Vagina Monolgue. It was time then to welcome back all the returnees. Bestiality, Thieving Bastard and Skippy that we don't see often enough were there of course for this very special hash run. On On!! We also welcomed back Compost, Genghis Khan, Huckleberry Hyatt, Woman and a Half, Sexless who came all the way from Tunisia to attend the hash ball and be with us of course. As you all know the previous Saturday was our Annual Hash Ball and one award recipient wasn't present that night. Big On On to Genghis Khan who won for Hare of the Year even though MPFree seemed not to entirely agree with thatÉ The other Award Recipient were also called to the circle. Bodyguard for Hasher of the Year, Vagina Monologue for Best Hash Name, Frankenstein Jr for Best Misbehavior, Quick Fix for Best Dressed at the Hash Ball, Frankenstein Jr and I did for Best Hash Event. There also a down down for all present hashers who helped out with the organization of this year's Hash Ball: Wet n' Wild, Quick Fix, MPFree, Bodyguard, Gyros, Compost, Frankenstein Jr, Designer Pussy, Sex and the City, I did it. Some hashers were just too talkative and had to spend some time in the circle. Horny Parker was definitely one of them. And then it was time for all the accusations in the world. MPFree might have been the first one to accuse or to be accused. Genghis Khan was also on the list and so were more hashers but with that many hashers it ain't an easy task to remember it all. Announcements: Moulay Bousselham weekend on May 18th. Register early! More to come shortly on the weekend's program and fee. Swing Low led by MPFree was performed to end the traditional circle for this run in memory of Mimosa. Since it was warm day, hashers stayed to consume more beer. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1447 DATE: 27.04.13 Venue: Oued Ykem Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, I did it Directions: D. OUED YKEM. Take the beach road (route cotière) to Temara Plage/Alternatively take the highway and get off at Ain Atiq exit and make a left on coastal road.. Just after the Oued Ykem Bridge, but before the Kasbah Hotel Complex, turn left at the sign “Shkirat 6 km”. Continue a few hundred meters and go left into the forest. Watch for the flour marks. On On Scribe: I did it

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1445 DATE: 13.04.13 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME: 2:00 pm Run Time: 2:00 pm Hare: Bodyguard On the day of the Hash Ball the run always starts at an earlier time so hashers have plenty of time to get ready for the evening's event. This means of course that hashers need to show up earlier than usual for their traditional Saturday afternoon hash run/walk. Some of them missed the memo and were either late or very late… The sole hare didn't set any trails; therefore it was a live run and live walk for Golf 3 hashers. Runners along with the hare took off for their live run and left behind the walkers to fend for themselves. MPFree and I did it stumbled across the group of walkers doing their live run and met up with Caligula and Bob the Builder close to Golf 3 site. Those two had lost the pack of runners. All hashers including late comers regrouped at the circle for some well deserved beer. Because of the evening's event GM asked hashers to circle up. This was slightly delayed as most hashers were attending to Big Dog's car which car alarm decided to have a mind on its own and refused to turn itself off! The hare got into the circle for his rating. Not everyone agreed but overall it was a good live run. T Bread apparently lead the runners on their extravagant run and could have been a hare as well. No newbies but definitely some late comers split up in several categories. Laidback and Big Dog were in one; the category of the very late comers. Big Dog who fell into that category couldn't have his down down as too he was too busy attending his ailing car. Hot Rocks fell into the category of the late comer who saw the runners while driving, left his car behind and caught up with them. Last but not least, we had MPFree, Quick Fix and I did it who because they had to carpool arrived too late and missed the run with the other runners and at least for I did were not so pleased. Caligula called to the circle MPFree, T Bread, Bodyguard, I did it for the accomplishment of having run the Rabat half marathon the previous Sunday. Quick Fix joined them for the down down for being at the Finish line and providing them with cheering and oranges. On On to all them. I did it was called several times to the circle but one of them was for the accusation of not quitting her bitching of having missed the run with the runners. A late comer is a late comer…. Painisus in the Neckisus was accused of being a low profiler. Vagina Monologue had an On Down for being our Hash Splash and for doing a great job. She also supported I did it by explaining that relentless bitching was a French national sport. A dog suddenly showed up in the circle that looked like Plouf, Snigornika and Boris' dog. This was confirmed when Snigornika arrived looking for Plouf. She had of course a down down for that. Just afterwards Boris showed up as well. Is it possible that a dog can sniff beer?? There were more accusations but after Hash Scribe had at least 4 down downs herself the memory started to go… Announcements: Hash Ball in the evening Hashers with trophies, you can bring your trophy on Saturday so we can add your name to it. Swing Low was performed to end the traditional circle and few more beers were consumed before hashers went home to get ready for the hash ball. HASH AWARDS distributed during the 2013 Hash Ball. Here's the list of the winners. Congratulations to all the winners. Hare of the Year: Genghis Khan Hasher of the Year: Bodyguard Run of the Year: Run 1404 at Caligula and Chef de Cuisine's house Best Hash Event of the year: Volubilis Best Hash Misbehavior: Frankenstein Jr Best Hash Name of the Year: Vagina Monologue Two Awards hashers didn't vote on were given out by the mismanagement at the hash ball. Best Dressed Hasher: Quick Fix Worst Dressed Hasher: Laidback The mismanagement would like to thank everyone who attended this Year's Hash Ball. A special thank you to all of you who helped with the organization of this event: Chef de Cuisine, Clean Pants, Bodyguard, Wet n' Wild, Caligula, MPFree, Compost, Quick Fix, I did it, Gyros, the decorating committee, hashers who gave gifts for the tambola…. A big thank you to Gyros who was our DJ all night long and who made hashers danced until the wee hours of the morning. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). On On Scribe: I did it

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1443 DATE: 30.03.13 Venue: Ain Halouf Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Woman and a Half, Pink Flamingo and Just Amina On a beautiful spring day, hashers drove to Ain Halouf hash site without getting lost this time. Last hasher to arrive was our beloved GM. Once he got there we circled up and hares explained their set-ups for runners and wankers trail. I believe Mother Hen stayed behind to watch the cars. Runners made it first to the beer stop to find an overzealous Ghalia asking every runner if they were opting for water or beer. Lucky for her some settled for beer. Runners left the beer stop without even seeing the wankers in sight. Could it be possible that they were actually lost? On their way back Sex and the City and a few hashers screamed On On when they spotted a flour mark. What they got in return did surprise them all; a nearby donkey maybe heard his name and "hee-hawed" back at us very loudly. The run took the runners through blooming trees and fields filled of spring flowers. Back at the circle Wet n' Wild gave clear instructions to smash the beer cans as they were part of a very important project for the Hash Ball… Most hashers did comply with the instructions and Wet n' Wild was able to go home with lots of beer cans. She did prefer the green looking ones but I assume there was also plenty of red looking cans in there. Must now attend the Hash Ball to see what these beer cans are for. After lots of snacks were passed around it was time to circle up. GM called the hares to the circle and thanked them for setting the trails but did point out that a harriette should not set a trail on her own. Yes that's right and GM is always right. Guys?? Its' also worth to mention that Frankenstein Jr was there but not as a hare but as a babysitter… Several hashers rated the runs and it was all thumbs up for the hares. Wet n' Wild introduced the two returnees. Welcome back to Painisus in the Neckisus, Pussy cat Dolls (will never get that name!) and Hot Rocks, two hashers that we hadn't seen in a long time and the third one that should come often. Happy to have them all back. There was also plenty of returnees among the younger crowd. Wet n' Wild welcomed back Just Ghalia, You Love Me, 911, Walky Talky, Pink Flamingo. The late comer of the day was Big Dog that arrived a tad too late to keep an eye on the cars this time. GM called back the hares that had set the walkers trail and accused them of getting lost on the way to the beer stop. Apparently they were unable to sport the flour marks. That required a Down Down. Gyros had an On Down for collecting a flower bouquet for Mother Hen. I did it asked T Bread to come into the circle for his Birthday down down. All sang him Hashy birthday. TBread and Hot Rocks a Down Down for being too competitive. No hash competition! Sex and the City even wondered if they had really taken the right trails as those two didn't have muddy shoes. According to them they were just a bit smarter than the other hashers. Professor Pepperoni got an accusation because he let the harriettes set the trails on their own as he was supposed to be a hare as well even though that would have made 4 hares which is one too many. Any way the argument in his defense was Gyros! Gyros had a swarm of honeybees that had to be rescued. Both got a down down. Wet n' Wild accused some of the wankers to be short cutters and to not follow the set trail. MPFree was accused of not stopping at the cars on the way back as it is regular procedure. Once you see the cars you stop, that is it! His argument was that he was training for the Rabat ½ marathon. There was a very indecent exposure during the circle when Bob the Builder's son or nephew (can't remember which one) put down his pants and peed right there butt naked. GM called Taco Salad for his farewell. He just joined us for two hash runs but it felt like he belonged to the RH3. Good luck to him and until next time… Finally Frankenstein Jr was given his two minutes for his moment of fame. He had been begging poor GM to allow him to get into the circle. Not sure what was said but it was funny as usual. Announcements: I did it talked about this year's Hash all on Saturday April 13th. Fee is 350 dh/adult. More to come in emails regarding this event, the need of volunteers to collect gifts for the raffle, to help out with the decoration… Last day to register for hash ball is Wednesday April 10th Taco Salad, Big Dog and friends got in the circle for Swing Low. After which the usual group picture. Hashers stayed a while longer to enjoy a warm spring day. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags. Nothing else! 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1442 (re-adjusted run number) DATE: 23.03.13 Venue: Oued Ykem Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, I did it We all know that warm, sunny weather draws hasher to come out on a Saturday but what about a lousy rainy, windy afternoon? First hasher to arrive was Under Construction and then one by one, Michiko, Pink Flamingo, Clean Pants, Just Phil, Ratatouille, GM, Vagina Monolgue, Brillantin, Sex and the City, Woman and a Half and Just Amina made it to Oued Ykem. Hashers circled up, hares got in the circle and explained what they did and didn't do. Michiko helped the hares by being in charge of the beer stop that he slightly missed at first with his car. Runners and walkers met up at the beer stop set up overlooking Oued Ykem beach with the sun out. Runners looked very muddy and wankers wondered where they had been through. There's always the welcoming ocean to clean up dirty running shoes which is what a few runners did. On the way back newbie Just Phil almost got bitten by a dog! All runners made it back to the circle even thought it seemed like a few of them took a short cut. Beer cans were then put into the cooler to chill and snacks were shared. Greedy school kids were chased away by Caligula and Big Dog because they started to throw rock toward us, cars and hashers barely got missed by the projectiles. While the sun was still out the circle was called up and hashers circled up. GM called the two hares in the circle for their rating. The general consensus was what happened to the trail? Ratatouille found himself leading the runners towards the Beer Stop; maybe the lack of flour was one reason! Rain can be blamed for that. MPFree ended up a stray hare who lost sight of the runners and went toward the wankers before changing direction to join runners. Big Dog who was the only late comer actually watched the cars as no one had stayed behind for that task. There was a newbie/visitor on Saturday. GM introduced Just Phil who goes by the hash name of Taco Salad whose Mother Hasher is the San Diego Hash. Under Construction joined him for a down down. The floor was then open to accusations. Hares were accused by Clean Pants of a trail without any flour for the runners. MPFree replied that the runners went the wrong direction. Sex and the City got accused of suddenly losing balance and getting a muddy shoe by stepping into and unseen pothole. Sex and the City did have an On Down for our GM but not sure why now. MPFree certainly had a down down for a hasher. It might have been for Under Construction and his unruly, wild looking hair. Announcements: GM announced this year’s Hash all on Saturday April 13th. Fee is 350 dh/adult. More to come in emails regarding this event, the need of volunteers to collect gifts for the raffle, to help out with the decoration… Under Construction, Sex and the City, I did it and Taco Salad closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. Well and it’s not because the clouds were threatening with rain that die these hard hashers went home. They stayed to enjoy themselves and to drink their favorite beverage until pounding rain chasing them away. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1443 DATE: 30.03.13 Venue: New Eaux et Forts Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Michiko, Pink Flamingo, Woman and a half, Just Amina Directions: I. NEW EAUX ET FORETS. Take the route des Zaers and continue straight past the turnoff to the Golf Course. Go past the “old eaux et forêts” site. Make a right at the intersection to go towards the Equestrian Center, then make a left almost immediately into the forest and follow the flour marks. On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1440 DATE: 16.03.13 Venue: Golf III Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Bob the Builder, Under Construction, Quick Fix, Just Karim, Just Adam With Spring in the air on a beautiful warm day, hashers truly came out to support RH3 or just to enjoy the outdoors and see people. Whatever the reason it was good to see such a big crowd. Some were surprised to see that it had taken 5 hares to set a runners and wankers trail at Golf 3 but some hares were in desperate need of a hash name so what can be said! When we assumed that everyone had made it, Caligula called the circle and hares tried to explain their trails. Well for five hares supposedly working somewhat together they badly fell to properly mark the Beer Stop for everyone to be seen and bring enough water for all the hashers (eventually more water did arrive). Some runners and walkers found themselves way off trail but managed somehow to locate the Beer Stop. Hares got called to the circle and GM asked random hashers to give their opinion on the hares’ aptitude to set a trail. Even with a few hiccups, hashers got a great rating. GM pointed out that the flour marks were very visible on the trees (when they were on the trees…!) meaning that only Just Adam could have put the marks there! Wet n’ Wild had her hands full trying to pick out all the returnees. There were so many of them that hopefully no one is missing from the list. For various useless reasons the following hashers skipped the hash for far too long: Under Construction, Boris, Just Adam, Just Karim, Tsunami, Just Andres, Just Yas, I did it, Laid Back, Hot Salsa, "Pussy Dry Dolls" or something like that (someone is in dire need of a hash name makeover!), Karaoke Queen and friend, Vagina Monologue, Brillantin and possibly more hashers. Very late comers were Woman and a Half and friend, Sex and the city, Horny parker, Professor Pepperoni, Big Dog and Just Camille. Some late comers did join the hashers at the Beer Stop. SOB and Brillantin arrived just in time at the Beer Stop to find out that we had run out of water but not beer of course! Two newbies came last Saturday. Bodyguard introduced Just Yassine and Just Marie to the circle. GM called to the circle Laid Back, I did it and Just Karim. Laid Back had to explain the state of his shoes, I did it why she was knocked over by a chairlift as she was supposed to have her feet on the ground skiing and for Just Karim he had to explain what happened to him while attending the Hash in Thailand. Hashers running the circle back there made him sit bare ass on a block of ice!!! Anyone taking note of this? Bodyguard called two hares for a hash naming ceremony. Just Adam that has come on and off finally reached five runs and deserved a hash name. Just Karim was given on the spur of the moment an unofficial hash name at his first hash in Rabat and well needed to be renamed. From now on Just Adam will only be known to the hashers as High and Low. For Just Karim the name given to him back in January suited him perfectly. Bodyguard made it official and from now on Just Karim will be known to hashers as Litte Erection. On On to both for becoming "true" hashers. A few unruly hashers were called to the circle for a down down. GM actually got water bottle and started splashing anyone disrupting the circle. Quick Fix was single picked for being a low profiler. The floor was then open to accusations. Can only remember one of them though. MPFree tried to accuse Big Dog of wearing color mismatched shoes but when that failed (that was old news), he tried then to accuse him of wearing different shoe sizes but that failed also. In the end I'm not sure what Big Dog was accused of but he did get accused of something I believe. Announcement: GM announced that this year's Hash Ball and Moulay Bousselham hash weekend were coming up and more will be said about these events very shortly. Mismanagement meeting open to all hashers at the AMC on Wed March 20th at 19:45. Under Construction, the newbies closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. Since it was a warm evening out, hashers stayed until all the beer was drank and hopefully all paid for. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big saturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1441 DATE: 23.03.13 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

Rabat Hash House Harriers HASH TRASH HASH RUN #1438 Kamel (aka Kemal) Trophy Sat. Feb 23rd 2013 Hares: MPFree & Bodyguard At 3:00 PM no hares were onsite. I‘ve double checked my email to confirm I was at the right location. Soon Compost, Bob job, Bob the Builder and Boob Job soon showed up and wiped away all doubts. Some other hashers found it hard to follow the directions but finally made it with some external phony support: ask Wet & Wild and Just Alice for details. Around 3:40 a quite respectable group gathered in circle with our dear GM who also made it despite of forgotten reasons he told us. Hares explained that it’ll be a live Run/Walk. And what a run!! Mr Bodyguard and Compost led the runners through different landscapes and ground shapes at a reasonable pace, and then, slowly decided to uncover their FRB personality. Bob The Builder and Just Alice were wise enough to escape at the right time of the run to join our wankers fellows. MP Free and Clean Pants overcame their laziness by following determined runners through muddy and slippery fields. We lost MPFree from the radar for a while, but after some minutes of careful search, he was seen taking a shortcut and heading to the beer stop  In the remaining path to the beer stop, it was Clean Pants’ turn to be lost. Compost stepped back and waved at the right time to show the way! “Ooooof!!!” Clean Pants says. On On Compost! Wankers were already at the beer stop having all kind of conversation while enjoying the holly liquid from a fancy cooler brought by W&W. Pushed by some kind of motivational event, Bodyguard called runners to hit the dirt road again to the gathering point. This time all runners had a great achievement feeling when they made it safely to the circle. Once Harriettes and hashers were complete, we had a chance to welcome a newbie, Just Alice, to the most prestigious group on earth. Horny Parker , A woman and a Half, Frankenstein Jr, Bob Job and Bob the Builder were accused several times and actually almost everybody found a reason to accuse everybody that awesome day, even NineOneOne!!. Then came the time to sing the Hashy Birthday song to Mr. Bodyguard celebrating his 23rd anniversary! MAAAAN I thought he was only 19! That explains all the liveliness, cheerfulness he had to run this much! After the traditional Swing Low, MpFree ensured everybody is in his group picture with a tiny full moon above our heads. We had a great time singing hash songs drinking beer and swallowing tons of chips: we had no choice; we felt cold and were starving badly Frankenstein Jr. managed to light up a great campfire with such a skill that it’s been hard to quit until the hunger-call led some of us to enjoy a great abundant meals and drinks in honor of Bodyguard’s birthday. Hashy Birthday Hasher! On On! Clean Pants

RUN : # 1435 DATE: 09.02.13 Venue: Ain Halouf Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hare: Boris and Boris Ain Halouf is a great Hash site that is not used often enough. Not going there too often also means that hashers actually need to read the directions they've been provided with... The only expected hasher that could not be on time for the start of the run was Ah Yeah whose car broke down with a failing water pump or something of that sort. After waiting long enough for hashers, the circle was called and Boris the hare explained his trails. Runners came across the Beer Stop a tad too early. Michiko was already there waiting for everyone but Boris asked him to stay put until runners ran a bit more and walkers showed up. Runners lost the trail and by the time they reached the beer stop again they had also lost Caligula and Bob the Builder. Not sure if the walkers found the beer stop or not but all hashers did make it back to the circle which was the ultimate goal. Hashers were treated by a delicious drink made especially by Gyros for us. Not sure of the ingredients but it tasted very good and we all wanted some more. Wet n' Wild shared spring rolls to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Thanks all for the delicious snacks and drink. We all circled up and Boris the hare got rated for his hard work. Some were hashers impressed, some less but overall it was a perfect rating. FRBs were TBread and Elvis. Sex and the City and MPFree were accused of shortcutting the second half of the trail. There was a big on on for Crooked Willy who decided to run and made it all the way to the Beer Stop! Wet n' Wild introduced the only returnee but it was a very special returnee. A big On On to Skippy who had been away from the hash for over 3 years. All were really pleased to see her and we hope that she won't wait another 3 years to make an apparition. Caligula introduced baby Jut Yasmine as a newbie. She seemed oblivious to all the attention she received. And if you weren't there last Saturday, she's Bob the Builder and Bob Job's daughter. Big Dog was a late comer and so was Ah Yeah but he had the excuse for having car problems at least. Gyros got a down down for just being there at the circle! Who else gets down down for that? Caligula called to the circle for an accusation, Bodyguard, Michiko and I think someone else for not reading the directions and for getting lost. According to some hashers it was one of the rare times that the directions actually made sense! No we don't hash yet in Rommani. Two hashers were called by Bodyguard to come forward for having reached milestone runs. The first one was Wet n' Wild who had reached 25 runs with the Rabat Hash. The second hasher was Elvis who has reached the amazing milestone of 700 runs with RH3. Yes you heard it right! A big On On to him but more important what do you receive for that many runs? All hashers who started running with RH3 back in the 80's and 90's got to share a down down with them. Pink Flamingo was called to the circle so hashers could wish her a very hashy birthday. She had the option of beer for a down down which tried but not to her liking. Quick Fix, Vagina Monologue and Chef de Cuisine were all three accused of keeping a low profile. Yes even Vagina Monologue... Tsunami called all hashers sporting shorts to come inside the circle. TBread was the only one who got a down down. Something to do with his body hair that impressed the ladies... Bodyguard reminded hashers that hash gear must be worn during the run but also at the circle. He called MPFree to the circle who was one of the hashers running in fancy outfits. Some harriettes got accused of hiding themselves behind gigantic sunglasses when the sun was already out. Horny Parker is the one who got the down down for that. Frankenstein Jr had a down down for I did it and MPFree who had both spent some time at the hair salon. Announcements: Azrou Valentine's weekend from Feb 15th in the evening till Sunday Feb 17th. Don't forget to bring something red to wear for the hash run but also Saturday evening. Elvis and Ah Yeah closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. Hashers gathered firewood to light a bonfire that actually worked this time. They kept warm round the bonfire while drinking their favorite beverage. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1436 – Valentine's Run in Azrou DATE: 16.02.13 Venue: Auberge Berbere in Azrou Gathering TIME:  12:30 pm Special drink offered but it's a surprise Special attire: Red – Please wear something red in honor of St Valentine's Day Hares: Purple Rain and I did it Valentine's party on Saturday evening. Music by DJ Gyros. Folkloric group will be performing as well. Must wear something red for the special evening. On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1434DATE: 02.02.13 Venue: New CactusGathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City, Horny Parker, Just Hanane and Calamity JaneAlways good to know that whether rain or shine hashers still go hashing. New Cactus being a relatively new hash site we waited for the so-called late comers to show up or the ones that rarely come on time.Hashers seem to be delighted to see some people not seen in a long, long time. It was certainly great that so many hashers came last Saturday for a hashy fun afternoon.Once it looked like we had everyone and before the sky really opened up hashers circled up and hares got in the circle to explain trails that were not set but with a beer stop of course. Sex and the City lead the runners who quickly split up in two groups. All runners met and rested for a few minutes at Golf III. Too bad this is not where the beer stop was. Things got a bit dicey and first group lost sight of the second group. Compost lead the first pack back towards the circle with a detour via the beer stop site that was empty. When they finally reached the circle hashers were waiting for them including the first pack of runners. It was time to add on layers of clothing, dig into the snacks especially those delicious little palm tree shaped cookies and of course beer. The circle was called and hares got in the circle for their rating. It was difficult to give a rating to trails that were not set but runners liked the live run and I assume so did the wankers. On On to them.Wet nÕ Wild got in the circle to introduce the newbie Just Andreas who came with Always. Hope to see him and Always again soon.There was a special returnee/visitor last Saturday. Everyone was delighted to see Calamity Jane who was in Morocco visiting. Other returnees were Always, Chef de Cuisine, Bob the Builder, Bob Job, T Bread, Just Linda, The Shepherd, Lemon Tree, Brillantin and Vagina Monologue who is back! Yep thatÕs right.Elvis was the only latecomer.Bodyguard and GM got accused towards the beginning of the circle of dominating the crowd by standing on a mound that stood above all other hashersÉCaligula called to the circle hashers who had ran the previous Sunday the Marrakech half marathon. He first called MPFree and Quick Fix for a great accomplishment. He then called Compost, I did it, Bodyguard, T Bread who all ran the half marathon with great time. On On to all of them.Then it was time for the awaited hash name ceremony for Just Hanane. She had advocated for her own hash name but everyone knows that no one choose his, her name. After some deep soul searching a team came up with the perfect hash name for Just Hanane. From now on sheÕll only be known to hashers as ÒA Woman and a HalfÓ. On On to her. A Moroccan expression is behind her hash name but donÕt ask me which one!We sadly had to say hash farewell to our visitor Calamity Jane, but also to Sexless and Just Karim or Little Erection who are leaving Morocco for now.Frankenstein Jr was accused by Tsunami of keeping a low profile. He was very low profiler indeed.A Woman and a half, Sex and the City, Horny Parker and Elvis were accused of being unruly and loud.There were plenty of accusations and all very good and funny.Calamity Jane accused Bodyguard of delaying the hares, which explained the live run and walk for the wankers by keeping them up way too late.Tsunami, MPFree, Wet nÕ Wild other hashers had accusations that all deserved down downs.There was an on down for Lemon Tree and The Shepherd who got engaged while on vacation in Egypt. A big on on to them.Announcements:Azrou ValentineÕs weekend from Feb 15th in the evening till Sunday Feb 17th. Possibility to book only one night. Rooms still available but going fast. Just send out an email to let us know that youÕre coming.DonÕt forget to bring something red to wear for hash run but also Saturday evening.Wet nÕ Wild announced that the Marine House was open on Sunday even to watch the Super Bowl.Elvis and Calamity Jane closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low.Firewood was then gathered and a bonfire was lit by Premature Ejaculation and Out Of Order to warm up hashers. Cold beer is nice but doesnÕt keep you warm in winter!Reminder to all hares:TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials.2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GMÕs house to get packs of beer.4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind).RUN : # 1435DATE: 09.02.13Venue: Ain HaloufGathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: BorisDirections:G. AIN HALOUF /Sidi Yahia Zaer. TakeÊ route des Zaers, goÊpast the turn-offÊfor the Golf Course, past the Gold Horse Riding Stables, and about 5km or so, beyond that youÕll see a large sign on your right for Sidi Yahia Zaer. Turn right immediately following it and stay on the pavement. When you come to the forest, shortly afterwards, look left and/or right (but not at the same time) for the flour.On OnScribe: I did it

Rabat Hash House Harriers HASH TRASH Hash Run #1433 Rain has stopped, and the sun showed its best rays that day. 13 Hashers poured in, challenging a muddy dirt road leading to golf 3. The others preferred going to Marrakech for a semi-Marathon or even a full 42Km marathon!! ON OOOOON! en passant. anyways, let's get back to the other set of half-minded led by a GM and an extraordinary Gengis Khan who made it finally against all odds to set and manage a strange runners and wankers trails and be haring both of them at the same time!!! Never happened before, did it?[[Image:]] Once hashers rounded in circle, the hare tried to explain his new way of setting a trail, but please don't blame me if I cannot report this with high adherence to facts and Genghis's sayings for the philosophical aspect of the explanation...you know him huh!? Don’t ya? Finally we split in two groups and hit the trails no matter what. the hare went with the runners and showed them the first part until they cannot loose their way through the scratchy-bushy-wood (yeah some like it like this it seems) and where the flower is easily found on trees at a strange height while the hare suddenly disappeared to show up out of nowhere some minutes later and meet the runners again doing a worm procession to the beer stop! Amazing we also had a beer stop: Thanks Michiku & Pink flamingo!! During one of those beer stop discussions, two late comers, Purple rain and Tsunami, found their way to join us at the right timing and walked back with the pack to celebrate the tradition in the circle where another late comer, Elvis also joined for a late comers down-down beer; BUSTED!! :D Our respectful GM was wondering how the usual FRB Sex & The City and again Elvis were not with the Marathon pack!? as no valid reason could come out of the two hasher's brains, a warm down-down beer was deserved for not satisfying our GM's curiosity!! That's too bad, you could have come up with anything guys!!! A big On Down for the hare for setting such philosophical trail and unexplained way of putting the flower on trees, where it was initially Frankenstein Jr turn to set it: flu had no mercy on him that Saturday! Get Well soon Frankie! Azrou trip announced to hashers by Purple rain; Next Hash surprisingly set at Caligula's (the GM himself did not know) by Sex & The City, Horny Parker & Chef de Cuisine and Co... Finding so many insane accusations between each other until finishing the beers, we ended up by deciding to have funny and expert Swing Low from Elvis with a group picture as a bonus. As the temperature went down, Out of order and some of us made several attempts to light up a campfire, with no success! Folks kept talking, talking until they couldn't stand the cold, so we just called to hit the road back home. ON ON! Clean Pants

RUN : # 1432DATE: 19.01.13 Venue: CactusGathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Genghis Khan, Elvis, Huckleberry Hyatt, Winx ClubThe combination of strong wind and rain can make for an interesting hash depending on whether or not hashers like this weather. Hares had a bit of hard time to set the trail but did arrive at the hash site before other hashers. Hashers arrived one at a time. After waiting long enough it was decided that it was time to call up the circle. Still nice to see that roughly 15 hashers turned up to go hashing regardless of the weather forecast for the afternoon.Hares got the circle and couldnÕt explain the trails since there was no trail! Live run for runners and live walk for the wankersÉand no beer stop of course.Hares shied away from the runners trail and let Compost and Bodyguard take the lead instead.All took off and met again later on back at the circle where our hares Huckleberry Hyatt and Genghis Khan were patiently for hashers to come back.To hashersÕ disarray they discovered that ice was not on the hares grocery list last Saturday and therefore the beer was warm! Perfect for Hash Plash but thatÕs about it.As the rain started again, the circle was called up and hares got in for their rating. So much for a rating as it was more a list of things that had gone haywire: hares calling hashers to see where thing were and what to get, no trail, warm beerÉ Regardless they were thanked for ensuring there was a hash run that Saturday. On OnMPFree introduced the only true newbie, Just Karim who came with Sexless and explained us in detail why he was in Rabat and hashing on rainy day.Then there was a returnee or a newbie depending on oneÕs perspective. According to Bodyguard it was a newbie but according to Just Hanane she was a returnee with a Hash name ÒXenaÓÉ Wherever lies the truth, we were happy to have her amongst us.A true returnee was Ratatouille that we hadnÕt seen since Merzouga.GM and Oliver Twist were late comers.Then various hashers were called to the circle and given a couple of minutes each to be GM for the moment. Compost, Ratatouille, Sexless, MPFree, Genghis Khan and a few more. No idea what they did but it was great.Bodyguard had an inspiration and called Just Karim to the circle. He came up with the idea that Just Karim deserved a hash name (yes some people have the power to bend the rules and do so without consulting our RA Wet nÕ Wild who could have given him a mouthful). Based on an observation (curious to know from whom) Just Karim was named just like that ÒSmall ErectionÓ! He wonÕt forget his first hash run ever.Elvis and MPFree got accused of distracting the circle because they were playing with or comparing their cell phones. What is it with guys and their toys?Genghis Khan accused Sexless of not using his regular sporty car but of driving instead a teeny tiny non descriptive red car almost too small for his frame.Sex and the City, Horny Parker and ÒXenaÓ were accused of disrupting the circle.I did it was the only person it seems that have failed through the cracks of accusations. Huckleberry Hyatt our Hash Splash for the day and GM joined her for a down down.Announcements:First announcement was for Azrou ValentineÕs weekend from Feb 15th in the evening till Sunday Feb 17th. Possibility to book only one night. Please read emails sent out for more info regarding this hash event.2nd announcement was regarding the AMC closed on Jan 23rd but Wet nÕ Wild kindly opening her house on that evening so hashers have somewhere to socialize during the week.Elvis closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low.Reminder to all hares:TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials.2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GMÕs house to get packs of beer.4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind).RUN : # 1433DATE: 26.01.13Venue: Frankenstein Jr and ?Gathering TIME:Ê 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Mimosa (Golf 1)Directions:A. GOLF COURSE#1/MIMOSA: Take the route des Zaers and turn right toward the Dar es Salaam Golf Course. Just before the entrance to the Golf Course, go right and continue a few hundred meters. Watch for the flour marks.On OnScribe: I did it

RUN : # 1431 DATE: 12.01.13 Venue: Reservoir Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Quick Fix, Sexless and Out of Order Cars poured in at the site and found that there was very limited place to park them. Don't know how but all cars managed to find a spot in that very small area near the tree. Sort of on time the circle was called and hares described the trails with roundabouts, beer stop... Off everybody went and to everyone's surprised who went in the opposite direction of the usual run "set-up" at Reservoir. This was a nice welcoming change. Bob the Builder who hadn't been running in a long time was soon left behind but persevered nonetheless and didn't give up. Runners and wankers and to go a very steep hill and some hashers slowed down considerably. All found the beer stop except for I did it who sort of missed the turn off (arrow being on the left-hand side!). Hashers admired the beautiful view of the lake at the beer stop. Some runners chose to join the wankers crowd on the way back to the circle. Not all runners seemed to have followed the same trail but in the end all met again at the tree. Upon returning to the circle runners and walkers discovered that more hashers had arrived. It suddenly almost felt like a hash family reunion. Before circling up, hashers put on layers to keep warm from the winter chill. Painisus in the Neckisus volunteered or not to help out with the hash splash. GM called up the hares so they could get their rating. Don't recall the number but it was a good one even though they slightly struggle to get their act together. No newbies but last Saturday we saw lots of Returnees and especially a few of them that we hadn't seen in a very long time and it was great to see that they could join us. In no specific order returnees were Bob the Builder and Bob Job, Karaoke Queen, Maliboobs, Frog Legs and Just Karima or Mrs Frog Legs, Out of Order, Hot Rocks, Horny Parker, Premature Ejaculation, Painisus in the Neckisus. Chef de Cuisine and especially Wet n' Wild got a down down for actually running the first half of the trail. On On! Caligula accused Ah Yeah, MPFree and I did it of disrupting the circle with food! Thanks for the popcorn. That was delicious. We were treated to an interesting show by Sexless. Can't say it was a treat or that could differ from which hasher's point of view! Well Sexless in an overzealous mood to show is newly purchased (so we do hope!) Superman boxer shorts pulled down his pants in the middle of the circle! The show stopped there... Just Camille had down down for being a low profiler. Big Dog got an accusation from Ah Yeah for leaving behind his sunglasses the previous Saturday. Not sure what happened to the sunglasses but they were also broken.... Caligula called Bob the Builder and Bob Job to the circle for an accusation regarding how they had acquired a new car and what had happened to the previous one. Frankenstein Jr finally admitted that he was actually wearing brand new shoes and that they were not just pristine cleaned running shoes! He diligently complied with removing one shoe and having a down down out of it. More and more accusations... Ah Yeah closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low to warm up shivering hashers. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them (no trash left behind). RUN : # 1432 DATE: 19.01.13 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Elvis, Genghis Khan Directions: F. LES CACTUS. Take the route des Zaers and continue straight for 6.5 km ‚< dÆàeáàü œ¹@b…„$¦^À•ã÷„é²t#c®mOízëh4:hù$tôã¯Ò¡GdäU“VÌ:èî'MaÖúÃSœ¥hâÁŠðï‹?X•r¨+²!›Ç?H!î\XO¶¬$zÐ2–L4üºá€å÷èë¹A"‘V³ÀÉ-¼=w¡“¨Mz$·ì¢þâ&G÷üqÉ_]vo µ{Îûß¹ÊÚšüÀå^½}ÚGË“iw³õñö”ïJ—µ{ËA’nîDí&nýÅP¢çFú˜üd¬º÷êßêôá ECYgRÚ*pwˆtµ?½+Í›¨ªØLÿÚÿÇ]@6ö‚xèÅŸ¨«˜Y}gQíß> :-·Ó(£ÃåylñŽY æÜeHDR

RUN : # 1430 DATE: 05.01.13 Venue: Golf III Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Genghis Khan and Bodyguard Last Saturday marked the first run of the year for RH3 and lots of hashers came out to wish each other Hashy Happy New Year! Hares seemed to have barely finished setting the trails by the time hashers arrived and seemed to be very clean looking for hares. The circle was called and the two hares got inside to explain their strange set-up. Runners heard about the usual roundabouts but also about T Stop, which eventually puzzled them. One beer stop was announced for runners and wankers to meet up. Runners took off to find out very quickly that there had been a very severe shortage of flour. Elvis took the lead at times until Bodyguard seemed to remember that there was indeed a trail. Runners ran through thick bushes and I'm pretty sure some of them got bloody legs! Some exhausted runners met up with the wankers at the Beer Stop for a well-deserved break. Runners finished the trail and arrived back at the circle to see plenty of latecomers some not quite dressed for an afternoon hashing at Golf III but more to that later on. Once everybody made it back and before it got too dark hashers circled up. Quick Fix and I did it were Hash Splash for the day and very orderly filled out paper cups and beer mugs and paid little attention to anything else. GM called the hares in the circle for their rating. Bloody, no flour, T Stop??, short, long and many other words were used to describe the run and walk. Clean Pants reminded hashers to pay the beer they consumed in Merzouga and was left unpaid. Bodyguard reminded hashers that the previous hash been held in Merzouga. I did it was called to the circle for the organization. Purple Rain and Tsuanmi were called for almost not coming back from Merzouga and Wet n' Wild was called for bringing all the New Year's Eve goodies as well as the bubbly. Bodyguard was also thanked for being part of the organization. Just Hanane, Hot Salsa and Pussy Doll something... got a down down for disrupting the circle again. Hot Salsa and Just Hanane had had a similar accusation in Merzouga. Bodyguard called all the latecomers into the circle for a soda down down (no wasting precious Heineken beer on them!). All the latecomers except for Ah Yeah showed up were dressed in city clothes. Latecomers were Purple Rain, Tsunami, Professor Pepperoni, Little Bit, Big Dog, Just Noemie and Ah Yeah. There was not true newbie but Bodyguard properly reintroduced Just Hanane to RH3 who was present at the previous Hash in Merzouga. Returnees were Little Bit, Professor Pepperoni and of course our dear GM and Chef de Cuisine who did come back from the very wet land of Scotland. Bodyguard told hashers a story about some French couple staying somewhere in England. He himself eventually lost the thread of the story and not sure that we even heard the end of it. Anyway all of this was to thank I did it for the detailed hash trash from Merzouga's weekend. Hashers took a moment to look at the beautiful sunset. Caligula opened the floor for accusations. Sexless got accused again of trying to pass the FRBs but only managed to fall on the trail. Other accusations followed! Before Swing Low, mimosa drinks were passed around. Since it was a failed attempt on New Year's Day the last bottle of bubbly leftover from Merzouga was opened and put to good use. Ah Yeah closed the circle with the traditional Swing Low. Firewood was then gathered for a bonfire, the first one of the year, to warm up hashers. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1431 DATE: 12.01.13 Venue: Reservoir (Technopolis side) Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sexless, Quick Fix and Out of Order Directions: B. RESERVOIR/LAKE: Take the autoroute to Tanger, go over  bouregreg river bridge. At the top of the hill, you will come across a big intersection with on your left a sign for “Sala Al Jadida” and on your right a sign for "Shoul" & Technopolis.  Make a right turn at the intersection towards Shoul. Go pass the entrance for Technopolis industrial park. Go down hill and follow the signs to the Barrage. At the bottom of the hill you'll turn left into dirt road and go until big single tree. Watch for the flour marks. On On Scribe: I did it

lle, Zaalouk and Queen's Tongue to make it to Merzouga. On Sunday hashers gathered on time on the terrace for Run 1429 through the sand dunes. Hares went back and forth decided whether or not setting a trail with flour ahead of the runners. It was finally settle that it would be a live run for the runners with a beer stop and a picnic back at the auberge. A sick Bodyguard dropped out of the run very quickly to meet up with the wankers. Hashers except for a struggling Bodyguard and Just Derya met at the top of the sand dune for a group picture. Last one to arrive to the top of the dune was Frankenstein Jr. All rand down the dune to the Beer Stop that the camel had carried over. Plenty of pictures were taken. Sexless tried to see if the camel was interested in a smoke but a not very appreciative camel declined! Local dates were passed around for snacks and beer was drunk of course. Back at the auberge hashers were served their well deserved picnic sandwiches outside on the terrace. Once we made sure that everyone had a full stomach hashers started to get organized for the circle. Compost and I did it called up the circle. In comparison to the large group of hashers present for the Hash Run it was a very small circle as several people just didn't show up. Overdrive lead the circle since Bodyguard was indisposed. The only hare left Compost was asked to get in the circle for the rating. After some very difficult math Compost got a 13 out of 14. On On to the hares. One newbie was present. We welcomed Just Hanane that we hope to see again. The other newbie was Just Derya from Turkey who couldn't make it to the circle. Returnees/Visitors were Watermelon who used to hash with RH3 and came to Merzouga to spend New Year's with the hashers, Just Caroline who came from Tarifa. Overdrive was more that just a visitor since he had set up Sunday's trail and led the hash circle too. Non present returnees were Purple Rain, Liz Taylor, Just Yas and Mrs MPFree. We understand that the walk was long and tiring so they were just resting. Frankenstein Jr dressed in full army gear barely finished the walk and couldn't keep his eyes open for the circle either. On On to the other hashers who were at the circle! Overdrive asked some hashers how it long it took them to drive to Merzouga, the average time being 9 hours. He then poked fun at Watermelon since Bodyguard wasn't there that it had taken them 48 hours. Queen's Tongue was accused of wearing office socks and so was Tsunami who unfortunately had left her true "hash socks" in her room. Chatty Hot Salsa and Just Hanane got asked to come inside the circle for a down down disrupting Overdrive's circle. MPFree had an accusation but Overdrive countered it MPFree got accused instead. Quick Fix called Gyros to the circle to count how many hash runs were on his t-shirt. Watermelon helped counting but not sure if we ever go the hash runs number. Sexless was accused of barely not making it to the top of the sand dune while the rest of the runners group was diligently waiting for him to arrive and making fun of him too of course! T Bread came to Merzouga with new running shoes and we all know what that means. Well yes T Bread baptized his new shoes by having a down down out of one of them. On On It was also mentioned that the run from the previous day was to help TBread eliminate all the vodka shots done at midday. Queen's Tongue called I did it for an On Down for organizing the Merzouga weekend. She in return also thanked the other half of the team Bodyguard for being part of the organization. Overdrive closed the circle with a prayer to the hash song with everyone on their knees. Ouch! On On to Overdrive for a great circle. Clean Pants had poured a tad too many down downs so the leftover was distributed among beer drinking hashers. Festivities had barely started for the evening. Some hashers sat together on the sand dunes to watch the beautiful sunset. Frankenstein Jr, Wet n' Wild, Queen's Tongue and I did it spent some time decorating our allocated area for the evening. Hashers gathered for dinner and the “reveillon” continued into the wee hour of the morning for plenty of hashers. Midnight was of course celebrated with plenty of bubbly and all the party favors brought there and also handed to us by some nice Spanish tourists. New Year's Day Mimosa Run didn't quite happen even though Queen's Tongue emerged from his bedroom fully dressed in shorts and running shoes ready for a run! We're happy to report that Bodyguard had fully recovered from his illness by New Year's Day and had more energy that anyone else present at breakfast. He tried to lead hashers into the song “Singing in the Rain” but very few could follow him. Threatening weather up north was the decisive point for skipping the Mimosa Run and sent hashers packing. Some stayed behind until the 2nd for a restive day and quiet evening. We learned among a few other things during this weekend that Frankenstein Jr made Clean Pants car sick on the drive to Merzouga. We also discovered over cocktails on Ratatouille and Zaalouk's terrace that we had another Hash Talent. We heard Queen's Tongue was practicing all the Hash songs in the shower! Must test him now…. A special thank you to Gyros for setting up the music for the successful New Year's Eve party. Everybody was very pleased including the Spanish tourists except the Japanese ones… Thank you to Wet n'Wild for bringing all the party favors, the bubbly and to hashers who helped in any way during that weekend. A thank you goes to the Auberge des Dunes d'Or's entire team for taking care of us. The last of the thank you goes to all 26 persons who made it to Merzouga for a memorable New Year's weekend. REMINDER: If you consumed Hash Beer and haven't paid for it yet this coming Saturday would be a good time to settle accounts. You can some of pics using the following links: https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/sredir?uname=109881840340639125279&target=ALBUM&id=5828856827990692129&authkey=Gv1sRgCIHnqresi6v4RQ&feat=email https://picasaweb.google.com/rabathash3/MerzougaPassage20122013?authuser=0&authkey=Gv1sRgCIP6hv7r6bS1Qg&feat=directlink Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1430 DATE: 05.01.13 Venue: TBA Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: TBA On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1428 DATE: 22.12.12 Venue: Bled Dandoune Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Clean Pants, Sex and the City, Just Valery and Just Colin On an almost spring like Saturday, hashers drove all the way to Bled Dandoune for some fun. Since the site is out of the way GM waited for hashers to arrive but eventually it was time to circle up. Hares got in the circle and explained that they had in store for the hashers. Runners arrived first at the Beer Stop and Ah Yeah and French Kiss welcomed them for them with the traditional beverages. After waiting for quite some time runners took off again for the 2nd part of the trail. Things got a bit dicey there as runners had to stay away from dogs and they completely got dispersed through the forest. All made it back in one piece to the circle to find Mother Hen diligently waiting for everyone to come back. 911 passed around candies,T Bread orange and Gyros olives. Thanks for all the snacks. Some played softball with equipment brought by Ah Yeah. No one got hurt! Then it was finally time to circle up. Hares got in the circle for their rating. Sexless complained about being chased by dogs. The hare leading the runners missed the trail and all had to turn around looking for the flour marks. Wankers must have had a good walk as the runners never managed to see them even at the beer stop. Sexless got a down down for wanting to be the Front Runner Bastard but in the end ran out of steam. Good effort nonetheless. FRBs were Elvis, Bodyguard and T Bread not necessarily in that order but they certainly left everyone behind them. Clean Pants called the returnees to the circle. They were Huckleberry Hyatt, Hot Salsa and Selwa who has a hash name but couldn’t find it anywhere. There was no newbie but Bodyguard reintroduced Just Linda to the crowd as he hadn’t been there for her first time with RH3. All the traditional questions were asked again. Tsunami was a very late comer who just arrived on time for the circle. Sleeping is not a good excuse to be missing the hash. There was down downs involving the old timers, can’t quite say old the geezers yet especially since there were ladies in the bunch. Bodyguard called to the circle Compost, Caligula, Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton, Gyros and Mother Hen. Genghis Khan and Elvis should have been part of the crowd but they both left before the circle started. Mother Hen and Gyros got a special down down as they were able to stay for most of the circle. Then it was time for the hash naming ceremony of Just Valery and Just Colin. There were few names out there for them but eventually a final decision was made. >From now on Just Colin will be known as The Shepherd and Just Valery will be known to the hashers as Lemon Tree. Accusations were started by Frankenstein Jr who just couldn’t wait to tell us all about his accusation. Turned out he didn’t want to accuse someone of bad deeds but instead accused himself of doing something very bad the previous Saturday. Well the little voice in Frankenstein Jr’s head told him to hide the trash behind a bush instead of taking it with him and away from the forest. Apparently the little voice tormented him all week as he repented himself and told the hashers that he had been a very bad hasher! Of course it went on and on as we all know Frankenstein Jr but it was most definitely very funny. I believe that four hares got an accusation. MPFree tried to accuse himself for something that had happened months ago but that fell flat. An On Down was missed last Saturday. T Bread generously bought beer mugs for RH3. He actually fell sorry for the lack for beer glasses for down downs. A big On On to him for this generous gift. Announcements: New Year’s weekend in Merzouga is finally there Sunday BBQ once a month. First date to be announced for January 2013. Before closing the circle Bodyguard made the hashers performed “My Name is Joe”. It was most welcomed as hashers needed to warm up a bit. Ah Yeah got in the circle and picked the two newly named hashers for Swing Low. On On!

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1427 DATE: 15.12.12 Venue: New Eaux et Forêts Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Frankenstein Jr, Sexless, Just Mehdi The second Hash run at this newish site and even though it was well marked a few hashers still couldn't find it! Hashers came in numbers on a sunny afternoon out in the forest. After waiting for enough hashers to arrive, GM aksed to circle up and hares explained their trails. It's worth to mention that Sexless spent quite some time marking the large circle with flour. After some brief explanations, runners and wankers went their own way. Runners arrived at the Beer Stop way ahead of the wankers so by the time all were there, runners were off again. Runners were well rested when the last of the wankers made it back to the circle. After some socializing it was time to circle up before it go too dark. GM called the three hares in the circle for their rating. They got an average mark as the run felt a bit like "déjà vu"! Late comers were Tsunami, Laid Back, Horny Parker and Ah Yeah who just arrived in time for the circle but still came. One newbie came with Just Valery. Sorry I forgot the newbie's name but I can say that she was from South Korea. Since Bodyguard kept a low profile last Saturday, GM called Tsunami to the rescue. Caligula gave her the task to come up with something special to surprise hashers. Tsunami decided on a male beauty pageant and picked 4 hashers. The lucky contestants were Queen's Tongue, Just Mehdi, Painisus in the Neckisus and Genghis Khan. Each had one of them had to do a little something to win the crowd over. First one to got was Just Mehdi who did an impressive backflip jump. Queen's Tongue unzipped his jacket to show that he was naked underneath (just his torso!), Painisus in the Neckisus showed something about his favorite football team; the FC Barcelona. Genghis Khan, the clown he is referred to himself as a sex symbol, "preleminaire" actions and lots of bla bla… It was then time to vote. Painisus in the Neckisus was first disqualified, and then was Queen's Tongue. The last word was for Tsunami and she announced it was a tie between Genghis Khan and Just Mehdi. On On to the two winners and to all four of them for being good sports and making hashers laugh. Sex and the City and Clean Pants had a surprise for everyone. They distributed chocolate goody bags that they had brought back from their Belgium trip. For once it looked like there would be no accusations. In the end MPFree accused Bodyguard of hiding the cooler for far too long. I did it called Caligula in the circle to wish Hashy Birthday to Oliver Twist who had turned 12 on December 12th. Since Oliver Twist wasn't present Caligula had down down in his name. Announcements: New Year's weekend in Merzouga. Last call for participants that haven't confirmed yet. Carpooling/Covoiturage highly suggested. A list will be put together to help hashers coordinate with one another. Check your emails for more details on New Year's weekend. Sunday BBQ once a month. First date to be announced for January 2013 Ah Yeah got in the circle for several versions of Swing Low. On On! Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1426 DATE: 08.12.12 Venue: Harhoura Forest Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Ratatouille, Zaalouk, Clean Pants Even though GM and some hashers couldn't make it on Saturday, more than just a few hashers made it to Harhoura or at the least the ones that managed to get rides. From the parking lot, hashers moved into the park and circled up. Hares got in the circle for explanations about the trail. Runners got a clue that it was most likely going to be a long trail. Zaalouk stayed behind a few more minutes to wait for the last hashers to arrive. After what felt like many ks, most runners and wankers met at the beer stop. Sexless and MPFree never made it to the beer stop but they did make it back to the site in one piece. Coolers, beer and table were brought out and eventually it was time to circle. Hares got in the circle for their rating. Most runners seemed pleased with this very long run except maybe MPFree and Sexless that lost track for the flour marks. Walkers did like their trail. Late comers were called in the circle. Ah Yeah, Dolly Parton, Horny Parker, Quick Fix had to explained themselves for their tardiness. We were happy to welcome two newbies on Saturday; Just Mehdi who came with Sexless and Just Linda who was told about hashing from Just Valery and Just Colin who unfortunately couldn't find a ride and didn't come. They got their down downs and do we hope to see them again. Returnees were welcomed back. Compost, Genghis Khan, Queen's Tongue and T Bread all had to tell us why we hadn't seen them in a long time. Genghis Khan took most of the blame for this one. Then it was time for accusations. MPFree certainly did accuse the hare for not well marking the trail and getting lost. Wet n' Wild accused the hares for the poor choice of beer stop that located just outside the Saoudi palace with gazillions of security cameras watching over hashers. Sex and the City got an accusation for not listening to Clean Pants and playing with French Kiss instead. Horny Parker was accused earlier in the circle for giving up her hare duty on that Saturday. Neckisus in the Painisus got a down down for being a low profiler. An accusation was forgotten from the previous Saturday which involved Sexless getting his car stuck in the muddy dirt road. Announcements: New Year's weekend in Merzouga.If you haven't said you were coming yet and are planning on attending please do so this week. Carpooling/Covoiturage highly suggested. A list will be put together to help hashers coordinate with one another. Check your emails for more details on New Year's weekend. Sunday BBQ once a month. First date to be announced shortly. Suggestion coming from SOB: “"How 'bout a wicked end of the world party on Friday 21th or after the run Saturday 22nd if the world hasn't come to an end". Hash Event team? Ah Yeah and the newbies got in the circle for Swing Low. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1427 DATE: 08.12.12 Venue: New Eaux et Forets Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 2:30 pm Hares: Boris and ?? Directions: Directions needed please. On On Scribe: I did it

Rabat Hash House Harriers Hash Trash Hash Run #1422 Venue: New Eaux et Forets Saturday, 10 November 2012 While our dear Hash Scribe, I Did It, is on a well-deserved rest from the mayhem and chaos of the RH3, there will be a series of guest Hash Trashers to document the events of our most beloved RH3. On Saturday 10 November 2012 we had the great joy of inaugurating a "new and wonderful" site: New Eaux et Forets. Well, while all of us could see the "forets" part, many of us were left wondering about the "eaux", but that it is for another time… Hashers gathered in the nonexistent circle (more on that later) to hear about the day's run/walk. Hares were Bodyguard, SOB, Winx Club, Huckleberry Hyatt, and Genghis Khan. After descriptions of 'partial live runs' and many roundabouts, Hashers set off on their way. Seems that there were some technical difficulties while setting the 1422 trail, but we know all about that from a recent hash at Mimosa. Hashers met up at the beer stop. And they drank some beers. And they ran/walked back to the "new and wonderful" site. While unusual that the walkers arrived back first at the site, they were left very, very thirsty because the beer was locked up in a runner's car!! You can't imagine how happy we were when the runners finally arrived back at the "new and wonderful" site. Hashy Birthday was sung to Sex and the City, Clean Pants, and WetnWild and for the very last time until next year. Latecomers, Just Frank, WetnWild, Under Construction, and Tsunami were called in into the circle. None of them had a good reason for their late arrival to this "new and wonderful site" except for Tsunami who wanted to make sure everyone else came first. For her selflessness, she got an extra big down-down. Then, the more serious charges were handed out. Bodyguard almost got the runners attacked by a massive band of street dogs. And for missing the best part of the run by returning to the "new and wonderful" site with the wankers after the beer stop, Sex and the City, Mr. DDA, UnderConstruction and one other hasher got to drink again. The best charge, however, came from WetnWild, who noted that the Hares, at this "new and wonderful" site failed to mark out the Hash Circle and put "1422" in flour in the middle. Even our honorable GM said that this was the perfect charge and then made WetnWild have a down-down instead of the Hares! She obliged, of course, always being the team player. Hashers (finally) circled up. First, the Hares enjoyed a down-down for this "new and wonderful" site and for setting a great trail, but not before Queen's Tongue delivered a long-winded soliloquy on "the beautiful trail with winding turns, and hills, and valleys….." Now we remember why we named him that…. Hashers were reminded of the New Year's Hash Event in Merzouga and Sex and the City was nominated as the Chairwoman for the Mr. DDA farewell party committee. We really don't want him to go…. While many songs were sung, we were treated to a French version of "Tiny Bubbles" led by SOB. And, Bodyguard gave us all a refresher lesson on the dance moves of "Swing Low". Then the "new and wonderful" site was officially marked with the traditional post-Hash bonfire. This week's run/hash : (17 November 2012, at 15h00) : Golf III , Hare : Compost. Any complaints about the accuracy of this Hash Trash should be directed to Clean Pants. Respectfully yours, On On, WetnWild Hash,Scribe

RUN : # 1420 DATE : 27.10.12 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Sex and the City and Painisus in the Neckisus Golf 3 site always attracts plenty of hashers and last Saturday showed it again. Hashers arrived sort of on time except for one person: Bodyguard. While waiting for him GM designated Clean Pants to lead hashers in various songs but hashers lost momentum after the 2nd one and just kept looking at the road to see if they could see Bodyguard. Once he finally got there hashers gathered in a circle and hares explained the run and walk. Runners ran through scratchy bushes before finding the sandy trail. All met at the Beer Stop and protected themselves from the rain underneath pine trees (not great for a rain shelter). Back at the circle it was time to share snacks and drinks. The circle was called and hashers circled up. Hares got in the circle for their rating. I was thumbs up from everyone. Bodyguard was called by GM in the circle to give an explanation about his lateness Tsunami introduced the welcome backs. We had no newbies but two of the returnees were people we hadn’t seen in about 3 years! Welcome back Just Frank and Just Fatima Zahraa. Tsunami also welcomed backs hashers that don’t come often enough: Sewbona and The Right Size. Bodyguard called in the circle hashers wearing a hood to protect themselves from the rain or beer maybe. Frankenstein Jr, Tsunami, Just Valie, Sex and the City, I did it got in the circle for some kind of rain dance performance all ended up inside Frankenstein Jr raincoat... There was an down for former GMEs. Why I don’t know but they did get in the circle. Then it was time to call Just Steve in the circle for his hash naming ceremony. Religious Adviser Wet n’ Wild introduced again Just Steve to everyone and disclosed his hash name. From now on Just Steve will only be known to the hashers as Queen’s Tongue. Last but not least when hashers only expected one hash name to be given last Saturday, Bodyguard called Just Adin in the circle. Turned out it was Just Adin sixth run and we all know that you get a hash name on your 5th run and by setting a trail. Oh well for Just Adin who had planned to set a trail the following Saturday as Bodyguard decided otherwise for him and give a hash name. From now on Just Adin will only be known as Sex Less. On On to both of them for becoming true hashers Then it was time for accusations. Bodyguard accused a few hasher of not wearing any Hash t-shirts. We have some awesome ones for sale so don’t be shy. Announcement: Merzouga New Year’s weekend. First headcount due on November 7th. Limited space so don’t be late. Halloween trick or treat for children on Halloween night at the American club Under Construction announced an acoustic concert performed by him at the Goethe institute on Oct 31st at 8:00 pm Wet n’ Wild announced the Halloween Party at the Marine taking place on Sat Nov 3rd. She also invited hashers for a pre-Halloween party drinks at her place on Saturday at 7:30 pm (I think...) We had a very special Swing Low performed by Sewbona. Hashers stayed at Golf 3 to enjoy the evening. Impossible to set a bonfire due to the rain but no matter what it was good time! Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1421 DATE : 03.11.12 Venue: Cactus Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm – Please be on time as there’s plenty going on that night :) Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Professor Pepperoni and Clean Pants LES CACTUS. Take the route des Zaers and continue straight for 6.5 km once past the turnoff to the Golf Course. You will pass the Gold Horse, turn right at the dirt road with many cacti, and continue until the forest and then bear right. On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1419 DATE : 13.10.12 Venue: Mimosa Gathering TIME: 2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: MPFree, Wet n'Wild Hashers came in big number last Saturday with some returnees and newbies. The circle was called after the last few hashers showed up. Hares got in the circle. They told us due to some technical difficulties it would be a live walk for the wankers. A technical difficulty being a hangover! Hashers… Off everybody went, runners one way, walkers the other way. After a good run filled with roundabouts hashers met up at the beer stop that was set in the forest. Before heading back to Mimosa site, Bodyguard had hashers sing and move to My Name is Joe. All met again back at the circle. Runners had to take a slight detour as some unusually nervous on duty security officers told them they couldn't use the usual trail to go back to the circle. Hashers warmed up to some snacks and of course beer. Time to call up the circle and hares and hares to get in for their ratings. Before we moved to the business of calling in returnees, newbies… Bodyguard called in Can't Remember Shit for his Farewell. That's he's leaving us but won't forget us as he was handed over a RH3 t-shirts signed by many hashers as a farewell present to take back home to the US. We welcomed three newbies. Just Frank, Just Colin and Just ?? his girlfriend. For returnees we welcomed back Can't Remember Shit, Wet n' Wild, Just Houda, Just Adin. Twin Maker was the very late comer of the day. GM opened the floor to accusations. Hares got accused of choosing a beer stop where too much garbage could be sighted. Elvis got an accusation for two Saturdays ago when he couldn't make it on time because of as slight problem involving sand. Professor Pepperoni had an on down with him for being the savior. Just Houda was accused of bringing her own beer at the hash. I believe that Vagina Monologue, Tsunami and other hashers had accusations. Announcements GM announced a special trick or treat Halloween for children on Halloween night at 7:00 pm at the American Club. The next Hash event is New Year's weekend in Merzouga. Limited number of rooms available so book early. 350 dhm/adult full board per day. Then it was time for Swing Low performed by Elvis. Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them.

RUN : # 1416 DATE : 06.10.12 Venue: Golf 3 Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Caligula, Clean Pants I'd like to start this hash trash with a note regarding an event that too place during Run 1415 at the Reservoir. 400 dhm was stolen from the sale of hash t-shirts that afternoon! It unacceptable behavior for a hasher and we hope that whoever did it put the money to good use. All the money collected from selling t-shirts and hash gear, beer goes back into the hash to pay for t-shirts..., the purchase of beer, the organization of the hash ball, bbqs... Please be responsible. Hashers didn't seem to have forgotten about the time change but for some on the other hand they missed the announcement for the site change. Last Saturday was a big turnout with the usual hashers but also some returnees and newbies. Compost who was supposed to set the trail had a family emergency so Caligula and Clean Pants stepped to take over. When we assumed that everyone had arrived, the circle was called, GM and Out of Order gave their round of instructions about the run and walk. I'm pleased to report that all met at the beer stop but few runners arrived at same time. Whoever was responsible for setting the runners' trail definitely had a bit of fun. Most runners ran in circle in the forest not being able to find the flour to lead them out of the forest. No worries, GM saved the day and took runners safely out of the woods. Not sure what happened at the beer stop but none of the runners ran back to Golf 3. All walked back to be welcome at the site by the late comers. After plenty of time allowing hashers to catch with some long time no see returnees it was time to circle up. Hares got in the circle and I did it was asked to see how runners and wankers rated the trails. They got a big On On of course. Newbies of the week were Just Peter and Just Valie that were introduced by Clean Pants who couldn't quite remember how to do the introductions. On On to the newbies We welcomed back plenty of returnees. Tsunami who had been jet setting on the French Riviera, Always, Party Animal, Laidback, Under Construction, Professor Pepperoni, Out of Order Late comers were Peppe (see reason below), Laidback, Out of Order, Premature Ejaculation. It's worth to mention that for late comer there was also Elvis who couldn't stay for the circle. Elvis didn't see the updated site and went to Golf 2 but on the way there his car got stuck in the sand. After calling everyone on the planet Peppe answered and gave him a hand. On On to Peppe. We all sang hashy birthday to Laidback. If I remember well our famous MPFree reached the milestone of 200 runs. Then it was time of accusations...and there were accusations but none that stuck to my mind so sorry hashers who got accused! Some unruly hashers were accused of chatting too much. Announcements: Volubilis Hash Event with the traditional toga run on Saturday October 13th with a best costume contest. The hotel has a pool so bring swimming gear. Read your RH3 emails for more details on the weekend. 550 dhm/adult for the event. Non hasher: 660 dhm. We are collecting your money now. Friday night stay not included but at discounted price (to be paid at the hotel directly) Newbies got in the circle for the traditional Swing Low. As usual hashers lingered on forever. It got so dark that it was then time for the first bonfire of the season! Reminder to all hares: TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1417 DATE : 13.10.12 Venue: Volubilis Inn around the pool – TOGA RUN in costumes – don't forget the best costume contest Gathering TIME:  2:30 pm Run Time: 3:00 pm Hares: Frankenstein Jr and... On On Scribe: I did it

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1415 DATE : 29.09.12 Venue: Reservoir Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Mister Dos D'Ane, I Did It Not every Saturday is a look alike and last Saturday wasn't meant for fair weather hashers. We were happy to see so many die-hard or at all least all weather hashers came even though rain was definitely in the forecast. Once we thought all hashers had arrived, GM called the circle and hares gave a brief explanation of the run and walk. Michiko stayed behind to take care of the keys and Chef de Cuisine volunteered to do the Beer Stop. Everyone else took off hoping that the threatening clouds would hold up until at least the end of the run. No such luck as by the time hashers made it to the beer stop everyone was drenched except for Chef de Cuisine who was sitting in her car! Some hashers thought that they weren't wet enough and jumped into the lake. That's right! On On to Premature Ejaculation, Frankenstein Jr, Just Ilias and Just Btissam. Others felt like they couldn't wait for the slower runners or the ones that didn't short cut and made a beeline back towards the circle. We are talking of T Bread and First String. On the other hand others were not in a hurry at all to arrive at the Beer Stop. Caligula and Genghis Khan arrived there as most runners had already left. At least the way back to the circle was dry but muddy. Some hashers came with a change of clothes, others went for a blanquet or beach towels while some others just stayed wet but there was plenty of beer to warm everyone one up. The circle was called, hares got inside for their rating. Wet, muddy came back a lot but they got a big on on or so I think! There was one newbie that Wet n' Wild introduced and who came with Premature Ejaculation… Welcome to Just Btissam. Returnees were First String and Walky-Talky. Our two late comers Elvis and Just Zakia were also accused of skipping the beer stop. Too much in a hurry to get back to the circle. Milestone run for Premature Ejaculation who has reached 50 runs with RH3. On On Premature Ejaculation and Horny Parker were called in the circle for an accusation. Horny Parker accused I Did It of not knowing very well the wankers' trail. Mister Dos D'Ane and Just Martina also took an accusation. Frankesntein Jr, I Did It and Clean Pants had an On On for being part of the organizing committee of the Volubilis weekend. Announcements: Volubilis Hash Event with the traditional toga run on Saturday October 13th. Read your RH3 emails for more details on the program. 550 dhm/adult for the event. Non hasher: 660 dhm. We are collecting your money now. Friday night stay not included but a discounted price (to be paid at the hotel directly) New Hash run time at 2:30 pm for a 3:00 pm TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run Elvis, Sex and the City, T Bread and Just Martina performed Swing Low but an undisciplined Elvis was a distraction and no one could keep a straight face. There was time for a group picture and then the sky opened up again but no worries hashers stayed put until the cooler was empty of beer. It was only rain anyway J On On Scribe: I Did It

RUN : # 1414 DATE : 22.09.12 Venue: Cactus II Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Horny Parker, Premature Ejaculation Hashers were in for a surprise when they found out that the Cactus site that we all know had been moved! The new site further down the dirt road is now Cactus II. Present hashers really did like the new site, which was perfect for a hot late summer afternoon. The usual suspects showed up and we waited for a few more to arrive then GM, Compost… called the circle. Our two hares got in the circle to explain the trails. We did learn then that only the walkers had been set due to a time constraint and that the runners’ trail would be a live one. GM decided that Sex and the City would be running at the back of the pack and Compost leading the pack. Premature Ejaculation found himself somewhere in between. After a nice run complete with virtual circles and flour marks, hashers were relieved to see the beer stop. Did I mention that it was actually hot? Runners and wankers eventually all met again back at the circle to enjoy their favorite drink and get ready for the fun of the circle. Only one latecomer who was Wet n’ Wild but she still managed to catch up with the wankers. There was also only one returnee. Welcome back Zaalouk! Well there was one newbie that came with Mister Dos D’Ane. Wet n’ Wild introduced Just Martina. Even though she ended up with most of her down down in her hair we hope to see Just Martina again. Zaalouk got accused on indecent exposure on the trail. Vagina Monologue accused Horny Parker of not knowing the walkers trail. Sex and the City got a down down for not staying back as asked. Frankenstein Jr accused Just Martina of something rather important I suppose but can’t remember now. They had a down down together. MPFree got a down down for wearing some very fancy new sunglasses. GM had an On Down for Just Stephen and I did it that helped out Premature Ejaculation with the Hash Splash. Announcements: GM announced the next Hash event: Volubilis with the traditional toga run on the weekend of Saturday October 13th. More to come very soon about the program, fees, the toga run and ideas on how to prepare your toga. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run The traditional Swing Low closed the circle followed by the group picture. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. RUN : # 1415 DATE : 29.09.12 Venue: Reservoir (Technopolis side) Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Mister Dos D’Ane, I did it Directions: RESERVOIR/LAKE: Take the autoroute to Tanger, pass the bridge over the bouregreg river. At the top of the hill, you will come across a big intersection with on your left a sign for “Sala Al Jadida” and on your right a sign for "Shoul" & Technopolis.  Make a right turn at the intersection towards Shoul. Go pass the entrance for Technopolis industrial park. Go down hill and follow the signs to the Barrage. At the bottom of the hill you'll turn left into dirt road and go until big single tree. Watch for the flour marks. On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1413 DATE : 15.09.12 Venue: Barrage I Gathering TIME:Ê 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Clean Pants, Sex and the City, Out of Order Setting a trail at Barrage I also means swimming and swimming we did on this beautiful late summer afternoon. Before setting off we waited for hashers to arrive and then GM called the circle and the hares explained the trail. They categorized the runnersÕ trail as challenging and the walkers one as easy. Sex and the City lost the flour marks but most important hashers lost sight of Genghis Khan. The very wise Compost told runners not to worry and he was right as Genghis Khan materialized at the Beer Stop! Not quite lostÉ Some hashers went for a dip in the lake while others just sat by the lake enjoying their favorite beverage. Back at the circle we met up with Michiko and the late comers. Hungry hashers were delighted to discover that Chef de Cuisine outdid herself and baked two birthday cakes for Vagina MonologueÕs birthday. They were very delicious and all was quickly gone! After enough sweets and some beer of course it was time to circle up. Hares got into the circle and got good reviews from the hashers. Out of Order wasnÕt feeling well and wasnÕt there to hear the mark. We sang Hashy birthday to 911, and Vagina Monologue. Late comers were Tsunami and Ratatouille. Glad they could make it on time for the birthday cake and the circle of course. Elvis and Just Zakia who were also late comers only stayed long enough to have a slice of the bday cake but couldnÕt for the circle. Returnees were Wet nÕ Wild, Boris, Genghis Khan, Chef de Cuisine, Humpty Dumpty, The Right Size. Welcome back to all of them. Wet nÕ Wild introduced newbie Just Steven who has hashed before in Syria. Just Steven who was given a Hash name in Damascus couldnÕt remember it. We sure hope that he comes enough times so RH3 can give him a new hash name. The following hashers got a down down by Bodyguard for not wearing any hash gear: Tsunami, Vagina Monologue, Wet nÕ Wild and more hashers I believe. There was on down for hashers who brought food to share: Chef de Cuisine for the yummy birthday cakes, Vagina Monologue, I did it. Frankenstein Jr accused Clean Pants of not being a very well organized Hash Splash and complained about how much he was missing Premature Ejaculation. Genghis Khan got accused of something but canÕt remember. He did accuse Bodyguard of breaking his leg at Barrage I years back. Humpty Dumpty was called to the circle by Caligula to show and explain why the scare on his forearm. Some kind of accident involving Humpty Dumpty and a tree at the park in ScotlandÉ More accusations poured in. Announcements: GM announced the next Hash event: Volubilis with the traditional toga run on the weekend of October 13th. More to come very soon about the program, fees, the toga run and ideas on how to prepare your toga. GM talked about possible future hash weekends and the need of volunteers to organize them. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run Sex and the City a few hashers got in the circle for Swing Low. Vagina Monologue had a special surprise that she kept for after the cirlce. She made a French specialty Òcerise ˆ lÕeau de vieÓ which all the grown ups enjoyed. Hashers are well only hashers and when thereÕs still plenty of beer in the cooler, they stay until itÕs all gone! It was also a beautiful night to watch the starry sky. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GMÕs house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1411 DATE : 01.09.12 Venue: Kamal Trophy Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Bodyguard, Clean Pants, Frankenstein Jr, 911 Last Saturday marked the return of lots of hashers since the end of Ramadan. We were all happy to see so many familiar faces. Pretty much on time, the circle was called and hares gave info about the run and walk. According to the hares the walk was too challenging and last minute changes were made. Under intense heat runners started running through the forest crossing river and going up and down hill. Eventually they reached the beer stop that was conveniently located near the beach and where they met up with the wankers. Most hashers opted for a cool swim in the ocean where they found Sewbona and The Right Size jumping the waves. After a refreshing break, runners took off for part 2 and only three wankers (Horny Parker, The Right Size and Clean Pants) walked back to the Kamal Trophy site. The rest of the lot piled up in two cars! Then it was finally time for the ones who chose not to have any at the beer stop to grab an iced cold beer from the cooler and to catch up with fellow hashers. Once all hashers circled up, GM called all the hares inside the circle and asked hashers to rate the run. The word “hot” seemed to prevail and our hares got high marks. We welcomed newbies. Just Annie who just moved to Rabat and came all the way from Quebec. Just Ghizlaine, Just Shaima, Just Ryan who all came from nearby Rabat or at least I think! We hope to see all of you again very soon. There were too many returnees to call them all. Bodyguard did welcome our GM who had been away for far too long and just allowed to go back hashing by Chef de Cuisine. Welcome back GM! Frankenstein Jr did however complain that his gift from GM had been broken…! GMEs (Bodyguard, Sewbona and Sex and the City) joined GM for his welcome back down down. We sang Hashy Birthday to Out of Order who thinks he’s old. Sex and the City gave an On Down for newbie Just Annie for excelling at hashing even though this was her first time. On the other hand, I did it called in Premature Ejaculation for a down down for not being a good hasher. Premature Ejaculation got accused of littering which is a big no no! Bodyguard reminded hashers that we do care for the environment and littering is unacceptable and that we leave our hash sites clean of garbage. Announcements: When coming to the Hash, please prepare small change if possible and step out from your car with Hash cash in hand. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run Bodyguard got in the circle for Swing Low. Before singing it he actually spent time describing every single move of the song. A BBQ followed the circle. Thanks to the hashers who brought something to share with everyone and to the ones who helped grilling the meat. It certainly was a very pleasant evening. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1412 DATE : 08.09.12 Venue: Looney Tunes Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it On On Scribe: I did it

HASH TRASH RUN : # 1410 DATE : 25.08.12 Venue: Bled Dendoune Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Genghis Khan and himself Bled Dendoune was actually a quite good pick from Genghis to set his trail at. And BTW, he did that alone under such a sunny Saturday. Hashers & Harriettes were hoping a site with a swim-stop, even though, none of the folks were disappointed, even pleased to start an after-Ramadan Hash. The gathering had a back-to-school taste: hugs, laughters and a lot to ask about each other. Guess what will happen if we miss hashing for more than a month? We apparently can not bear it for long! Mr Bodyguard warmed up the bunch of hasher around with a "Father Abraham" song and called the lonely hare in the circle to help getting an idea about the run, You know, the beer stop, the Runners/wankers trails, roundabouts and all this stuff; and of course, once the run started we had hard times following the the flour spots, but lucky enough to have the FRBs being ahead of the trail and looking for On-Ons in a woody and sandy vast area. The ones who followed Compost & Mr. Dos D'ane got an extra mile at the first half of the run. At the same time, wankers had a great comfortable trail where Matador had a chance to be alone with the harriettes (Horny Parker and Sex & the City were among the lot) and down the way to the beer stop! Lucky bastard! But before going any further, I made no mistake by reporting Sex & The City with the wankers! Well of course this was greatly accused and sanctioned at the circle afterwards. Anyway, all smiled at having a car with a cooler full of beer at the beer stop with such heat. Even when Genghis Khan started singing some unknown outdated french songs, only the Join Master was fresh enough notice that. All the others were having a hand in the cooler seeking the coolest beer, but the coolest ones were Frankenstein's: sitting and Yelling to protect the 2 spared cans sitting at the bottom of the box. Few minutes after, FRB called to hit the trail for a second half of the run and wankers kept wanking 'till the gathering point which was not that far. Mr. MPFree managed to have some more favorite hashers' beverage in the cooler (Thanks MPFree!) so we can enjoy the talk and laugh at anything said! The circle took place suddenly -don't remember when?- but all was there! The Hash splash served and filled the accusations' mugs for Hashers not wearing a hash gear (Specially Mr. Dos D'ane for his Corsica T-Shirt) . Strangely Frankenstein JR had the good argument to escape the sanction by stating himself as a hash gear as he was almost naked! (Fair enough) Matador had his returnee hash song for being away from the hash like there was better to do elsewhere on Saturdays, and Just Ilyas who promised to keep attending every hash ( we'll see!) Our Join Master announced the next hash, and closed the ceremony with the traditional Swing Low. Btw there will be a BBQ after at Kamel Trophy site with a swim stop as well! ;-) I noticed the beer effect on me was specially intense that day, but I was glad not being alone to feel that, Genghis khan was so high he couldn't help seeing trees as reversed bodies and expressed strange fantasies... that was the moment we knew and decided to call it quits and drive safely back home... Big ON-ON! Clean Pants

RUN : # 1406 DATE : 14.07.12 Venue: Oued Ykem Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Compost, Just Mike Last Saturday was most likely the last Hash before Ramadan. At first it looked it was going to be a small crowd but everyone was nicely surprised by quite a large turnout. It even seemed that hashers weren't scared away by a trail set by Compost and Just Mike for his first time as a hare. Hashers waited for the hares to come back from setting the trails and for more hashers to arrive. Once we were satisfied with the number of present hashers GM and friends called up the circle. Hares explained the trails. To no surprise Compost announced that it was an easy runners' trail without any beer stop! Off hashers went to meet again much later back at the circle. An "easy" run turned to a somewhat challenging run in the heat of the afternoon. Walkers also for once had a good long walk. Back at the circle it was time for cookies, fruit juices and of course beer! Little Bit brought a huge watermelon that Vagina first used as a seat before it was moved into the cooler. After enough chatting GM asked everyone to circle up. Hares got the circle for their rating and once again everyone seemed delighted especially the wankers. For latecomers we had Huckleberry Hyatt who did have a good excuse, as she was late due to her cast removal! Sex and the City was also a latecomer but without any good excuse. Putting air into a tire is not cause to be delayed. She tried to find the runners trail but only got lost. For returnees there was Little Bit. Welcome back. There were few newbies, Just Andrea, Just Adil and Just Adam. Hope to see them all again too. There was a naming ceremony for Just Mike who even though hasn't run with us enough times but still offered to set a trail after his first hash. From now on whenever Just Mike come hashing with us he'll only be known as The Warrior. He was even allowed to have a beer down down! Bodyguard called I did it in the circle to give her a moment to express herself but didn't have much to stay. He then called Vagina Monologue, The Warrior and Brillantin in the circle as Saturday was also Bastille Day and decided to stay for the circle instead of going to the annual Garden Party. Pink Flamingo joined them for support. They were asked to sing the French national anthem which none of them really knew except for The Warrior. On On to The Warrior for knowing all the words… Compost, Caligula and I did it got an accusation I believe for shortcutting or maybe just walking the last bit of the trail. There were of course other accusations. Matador got one for something and Little Bit for a new car. Announcements: When coming to the Hash, please prepare small change if possible and step out from your car with Hash cash in hand. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run Bodyguard got in the circle for Swing Low. Then it was time for a group picture. Mister dos d'Ane wasn't unfortunately there to take the usual picture. Then hashers grabbed chairs, the leftover of the watermelon and beer to watch the sun going down over the ocean as this was the last hash run before Ramadan my friends. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM's house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1407 – Most likely the first Ramadahash of this year DATE : 21.07.12 Venue: at Vagina Monologues' house (house with a pool in case anyone would like to swim) Gathering TIME: 5:00 pm Run Time: 5:30 pm Hares: Professor Pepperoni, The Warrior Directions: Take the route des Zaers and continue straight after the turnoff for the Golf Course. Make a left onto the dirt road at the new mosque. Take the second street on your right after the mosque. House on the right hand side at the end where all the cars with On ON stickers will be parked! Watch for the flour marks. Ftour afterwards. Please bring food with you to share for the ftour as well as juices, drinks. Apportez avec vous s'il vous plait un plat, quelque chose à partager avec tous pour le ftour ainsi que jus et boissons. On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1405 DATE : 07.07.12 Venue: Barrage I Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it After a bit of a fright, the hares minus Matador who stayed behind to watch the cars set off to mark the trail. Once they got back all hashers except for two slightly delayed hashers. A total of 15 hashers including hares were there to enjoy a hash at Barrage I. In the absence of our GM Clean Pants called up the circle and invited the hares to give info on the trails. Hares explained their misfortune while trying to find a shady spot for the circle and reverted to the original site. It was then decided that Gyros will take the beer stop beer in his car as he was the only present with a proper SUV. Runners took off and enjoyed a run throughout the forest and stopped to for some amazing views of the lake. All met at the Beer Stop by the water and most hashers jumped into the water for a good swim. Frankenstein Jr got into a rowing boat and started rowing away. The owner came running and jumped into the boat apparently not trusting Frankenstein Jr. While hashers enjoyed a boat ride others just watched the ones swimming. Eventually we had to go back to the circle since Michicko had been left alone. After drinking their favorite beverages we all circle up and Clean Pants called the hares for the usual rating. Everybody seemed very pleased. For returnee, we had Matador who told us that football was more sacred that hashing. Is that really possible? Last Saturday’s newbie was V Molonogue’s son Just Mike who really enjoyed his first hash ever. He had so much that he even volunteered to hare for the following Saturday. Matador got an accusation for winning his country (guess which one!) the Euro 2012. He explained that it was very difficult of always winning… Matador called in the circle I did it, V Monologue and Mr Dos d’Ane for representing the losers… Announcements: When coming to the Hash, please prepare small change if possible and step out from your car with Hash cash in hand. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Elvis got in the circle for Swing Low. Then it was time for a group picture. Hashers attracted the attention of some lovely people living in the neighborhood who joined us for several pictures. As you all know when a few hashers show up they tend to even drink more so true to the tradition hashers stuck around for more of their favorite beverage. On On to all the hashers that were there :) Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1406 DATE : 14.07.12 Venue: Oued Ykem (can swim at the lake so be prepared) Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Compost, Just Mike OUED YKEM. Take the beach road (route cotière) to Temara Plage/Alternatively take the highway and get off at Ain Atiq exit and make a left on coastal road.. Just after the Oued Ykem Bridge, but before the Kasbah Hotel Complex, turn left at the sign “Shkirat 6 km”. Continue a few hundred meters and go left into the forest. On On Scribe: I did it

RUN : # 1404 DATE : 30.06.12 Venue: Caligula and Chef de Cuisine’s house Gathering TIME: 3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: Caligula, Chef de Cuisine, Professor Pepperoni, Frankenstein Jr How awesome to know that after a good walk or run you can end up in a pool! Some hashers were in the pool before it even all started. Eventually all circled up and hares got in the circle. Runner and wankers met at the beer stop. Some runners got slightly lost going downhill but all met at the beer stop anyway. The beer was taken down the hill by donkey. Bodyguard led hashers in the song. Most hashers just walked home or just ran the last few hundred yards. Then it was time to jump in the pool and splash everyone. Once hashers had had enough of the pool and most late comers were here, GM asked hashers to circle up. Hare got in the circle for their rating. Everyone was pleased with the run and walk even though some hashers had a tough time going uphill! Mister Dos d’Ane joined the hares because the beer was taken to the beer stop by a donkey. Amongst the welcome backs we saw again last Saturday hashers we hadn’t seen in a very long time. Welcome back Pubic Relations and we hope to see you again very soon. Can’t Remember Shit decided to join us also last Saturday. Comer Simpson made his yearly appearance. Frankenstein Jr, Boris, Just Kenza were also returnees. As we thought we had no more returnees, Absolut Elf showed up and joined the circle. As for the newbies, there was Can’t Remember Shit’s mom. Hello Mom! Karaoke Queen also brought with her some newbies. Sorry can’t remember their names but a translator had to be brought in for them. Elvis brought Just Karima with him. Just Frank who had meant to come weeks ago finally joined us. Welcome to all of them. Ratatouille, Boris and Sex and the City got a On Down for having run something like 80km in a few days in Ifrane the previous weekend. As usual Vagina Monologue was too chatty and she had to spend most the circle inside the circle! Hashy birthday to Frankenstein Jr and Pubic Relations Then GM opened the floor to accusations. Just Frank got accused of having a too perfect body but Can’t Remember Shit came a second close one. Absolutely no hope for some other hashers. Too much beer maybe… Accusation for Huckleberry Hyatt for coming to the hash with a cast on her left arm. There was beer down down competition between GM and Just Frank that was arbitrated by Sewbona. Of course GM won! Announcements: When coming to the Hash, please prepare small change if possible and step out from your car with Hash cash in hand. TWO FREE BEERS to each hare for setting the run. Elvis got in the circle for his version of Swing Low. Well then the evening continued with a delicious BBQ, music, drinks and hashers of all ages enjoying the pool. A big thank you to Chef de Cuisine and Caligula for hosting the lovely pool/bbq party, to Gyros for the great music and to the hashers who brought dishes with them to share with everyone. Reminder to all hares: 1) The hare must come the Saturday before her/his run to get the coolers and other essentials. 2) As it is required the day of the Run, he/she brings flour, water, bulk ice (no package ice cubes please), soft drinks, beer, paper towels, big sturdy trash bags, etc. 3) For drinks, hares ask GM (or any mismanagement members) for what to buy or not. If need be, go to GM’s house to get packs of beer. 4) At the end of the run, hares take the trash with them. Next Run: RUN : # 1405 DATE : 07.07.12 Venue: Barrage I (can swim at the lake so be prepared) Gathering TIME:  3:00 pm Run Time: 3:30 pm Hares: MPFree, Matador, I did it On On Scribe: I did it