🎶 Hash Songbook
Traditional circle down-down songs for Rabat Hash House Harriers!
A Prayer
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Leader : And now, gentlemen, a prayer,
A prayer for the constipated.
Response : SHIT!
Leader : A prayer for the frustrated.
Response : FUCK!
Leader : A prayer for the dehydrated.
Response : Beer!
Leader : A prayer for the emasculated.
Response : BALLS!
Balls to Mr. Bengelstein, Bengelstein, Bengelstein,
Balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man,
He sits on the steeple and shits on the people,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man,
He keeps us waiting while he's masturbating,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.
He ups and he downs them, he fucking well grounds them,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.
Father Abraham
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Chorus:
Father Abraham
Had seven sons.
Seven sons had Father Abraham.
And they never laughed,
And they never cried
All they did was go like this.
(Add one action each verse)
With a left (arm)
With a right (arm)
With a left (leg)
With a right (leg)
With a hee (bob forward, say HEE! at the end of each line of the chorus)
With a hoe (pelvic thrust following bob; say HEE! HOE! at the end of each line of the chorus)
Hashy birthday to you
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Hashy birthday to you,
Hashy birthday to you,
You look like a hasher,
And you smell like one too.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
He's a hasher, he's okay
classics
He's a hasher, he's okay,
Works all day, comes out to play,
Drinks it down without complaint,
Or he wears it well.
Drink it!
Wear it!
Drink it!
Wear it!
etc . . .
He's the Meanest, He's the Leanest
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He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
He's always pissing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
So drink it down, down, down . . .
Here's to Hasher (Drink It Down)
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Here's to (Names),
He's true blue,
He's a Hasher,
Through and through,
He's a pisspot,
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven,
But he went the other way,
So drink it down, down, down . . .
If You're Happy and You Know It (Drink Your Beer)
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If you're happy and you know it, drink your beer! 🍺
If you're happy and you know it, drink your beer! 🍺
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, DRINK YOUR BEER!
Rabat H3 Anthem
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From Hassan to the shiggy trails,
Rabat Hashers never fail!
Through the mud and through the heat,
Hashing boots upon our feet!
ON-ON! ON-ON!
Drink the beer and sing the song!
On-On Rabat, all night long! 🇲🇦🍺
Singing in the rain
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We're singing in the rain, Just singing in the rain, What a glorious day, and we're hap, hap, happy again,
Arms out,
Hands together,
Thumbs up,
Elbows out,
Shoulders back,
A-CHU.CHA.CHA, CHU.CHA.CHA, CHU.CHA.CHA
Titties front,
Stomach in,
Ass out,
Knees together,
Right leg up,
Left leg up,
Toes together,
Knees bend,
Chin out,
Nose front,
etc ending with HEADS UP!!
Swing low, sweet chariot
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Chorus:
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home;
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,
Comin' for to carry me home;
A band of angels coming after me,
Comin' for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Comin' for to carry me home;
tell all my friends that I'm a-coming too,
Comin' for to carry me home.
I'm sometimes up and sometimes down,
Comin' for to carry me home;
But still my soul feels heavenly bound,
Comin' for to carry me home.
I've never been to heaven, but I've been told,
Comin' for to carry me home;
That the streets in heaven are paved with gold,
Comin' for to carry me home.
Repeat:
With Reverence (humming only)
Silently (motions only)
Double Time (quickly)
Scooby-Doo (ring row, reet rariot...)
Bob Dylan (imitate Bob D.)
etc.
There Was a Little Bird
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There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd
And he sat upon a telegraph pole.
He stuck out his little neck,
And he shat about a peck
As he puckered up his little asshole.
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
As he puckered up his little asshole.
Why Was He Born So Beautiful?
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Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all!
So drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker,
Drink, motherfucker, DRINK! 🍺